Bowers gang x reader POLY

• not so very pleasant secret santa •

Secret santa, but with a plot twist.

• so your highschool decided to "host" a secret santa game
• and you were all in for it!
• except your boys hated the idea
• and didn't want to participate in the game
• but you somehow convinced them to do it anyway

• I mean why
• why would you do that
• nobody wanted to get them any gifts, yet alone recieve gifts from them.

• but then you happened.
• and let me tell you, you regretted everything right after.
• I mean how could have this been a good idea?
• what were you thinking?!
• ಠ_ಠ

• okay so
•  let's see what went down:

• Henry gifted Stan a dead bird.
• as a result stan had a panic attack and had to be excused to te nurse's office.
• Henry on the other hand, fell off the chair while laughing.
• although his laughter was cut short when he recieved a gift from some schoolmate
• which was a book about anger issues.
• first of all, Henry hated books
• second of all, "WhaT dO YoU MeAN I haVe AnGer ISsuEs?!?!??!?!?!"

• uh
• moving on

• Patrick gifted Eddie a whole box of worms.
• I mean like real worms
• that he handpicked from the dirt outside his house while laughing like a maniac
• (lol can u imagine)
• poor Eddie
• Richie had to bring him back to life
• and once Eddie gathered his senses, he started ramblig on about some disease/infection
• Patrick himself recieved a used pen
• he didn't care
• he'd either jam it into someone's eye or doodle with it.

• welp

• Victor...
• Victor was a nice guy ok?
• but not the nicest
• he got Ben Hanscom
• whom he gave a hand written recipe about some meat roll idk
• but he kept calling Ben "Fattie" while refering to him in the letter
• which was not very nice
• but it was better than whatever the other two did
• plus Ben appreciated it cause he was expecting something much much worse
• uhm, Vic recieved a bag of Candy from some girl, (whose name none of the gang members knew) along with her phone number scribbled on a paper inside the bag
• (the audacity I swear)
• he laughed at it
• then threw away the paper right in front of the girl
• And shared his candy with you and the boys
• don't mess with this man

• okay moving on to Reggie
• he promised you that he wouldn't try anything like what the first two did
• until he saw who he was supposed to give the gift to
• which was Greta Bowie
• jesus christ out of all the people-
• safe to say he didn't keep his word
• he asked Pat to draw an ugly clown face on the paper
• then he wrote "dis u bitch?" on it
• and just gave it to her
• you guys couldn't stop laughing at her face
• Reggie himself recieved a bag of chips which he very gladly ate.

• oh and when it came to you,
• you got some flowers
• and all four of them immediately went wild
• with jealousy I mean
• but hey calmed down when they found out that it was from Bev who was basically like your sister.