Here's some incorrect quotes which include [Name] and the Others. Hope you enjoy! (Most of them I got from the internet.)
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John: how do I get my crush to ask me out?
Seraphina: you know how when everyone said just be yourself, oh don't do that.
John: 😃😃😃
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Blyke: Umm I-
John: I hope you choke on a stick
Blyke: WHY DO GIRLS EVEN LIKE YOU??
[Name]: *Damn, I feel called out*
Blyke: YOU ARE A LITERAL PSYCHOPATH
John: First, I'm much hotter than you would ever be, and Second; I have even more issues, just so you know.
Blyke: dude, are you even okay?
John: I haven't been okay since I was 5–
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[Name]: What time is it?
John: I don't know, Pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.
Seraphina: *Hands over saxophone*
John: *plays the saxophone*
Arlo: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING!!
John: it's 2 AM.
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Blyke: Sorry I forgot something—
You were underneath John who happens to be on top of you. Your jacket was off and was next to you on the floor, and your white dress shirt was slightly unbuttoned.
Both your hair was messy and most of it was sticking out. You both blush furiously as you two see Blyke open the door.
Blyke: Nevermind, sorry.
John: W-WAIT IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!
Blyke: sorry for ruining your free time.
John: BLYKE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!-
Blyke: I'll just get going now-
John: YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!!-
[Name]: why are you being so mean, Johnny Boy?
John: WHY YOU-
Blyke: *leaves the room*
John: DON'T TELL SERAPHINA!!
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Elaine: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens but I made an mistake.
John: are you talking about being born?
[Name]: JOHN NO-
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Elaine: there are 10 and 7 chairs, what do you do?
Arlo: have everyone stand.
[Name]: bring three more chairs.
Cecile: the most important people can sit down.
John: Kill three
Arlo: you're a hazard to society.
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[Name]: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Seraphina: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles in pain, kiss him.
Elaine: tackle him.
Claire: dump him.
Remi: kick him in the shin.
John: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Cecile: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!!
Isen: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?
[Name]: she doesn't know, surprise her!
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[Name]: I hate my last name.
John: why?
[Name]: because it's not your last name ;))
John: that's so smooth—
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Isen: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Blyke: But you set the kitchen on fire.
Isen: yes and I take full responsibility for it.
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Remi: oh look, we're under a mistletoe.
Blyke: *looks up* Remi, that is not a mistletoe.
(later that night)
Remi: *wakes up at 4 AM* oh my god! He was flirting with me!
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Remi: How do John and [Name] usually get out of these messes?
Seraphina: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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