The Son of Imp Assassins

S1/E3 Spring Broken

[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street followed by Y/N in his new truck courtesy of his new girlfriend Octavia.]

Blitzø: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.]

Blitzø: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

Y/N: Uncle Blitzø I can hear you from back here please stop singing!

Blitzø: Never!

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitzø: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into one of the two remaining parking spaces.]

Blitzø: Unholy shit, fu-

[Blitzø slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

[Blitzø pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzø lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitzø: Oh, shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]

Verosika: Blitzo. [pronounced as spelled]

Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

[Blitzø falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitzø: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitzø: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

Y/N pulls into his spot and exits the truck then approaches the two.

Y/N: Oi, who's talkin shit about my aunt!? and uncle Blitzø are you ok, what happened?

Verosika: *Thoughts* Damn that Imp's hot, I wonder what ring he's from but, wait did he just call Blitzo "uncle"... oh ho ho, that's a way I'll get back at that stupid Blitzo, I'll seduce his nephew.

Blitzø: Oh it's nothing Y/N just dealing with a spot stealing slut here! [angrily steps in front of Verosika] Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has aside from Y/N's! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick... it has my name on it.

[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]