Here's a picture of two of my friends being dumbasses from school that I thought was funny.
Now back to the story!
Y/N is out for a walk with Loona around Imp City just enjoying their day off.
Y/N: *Whistling* Sure is quieter than usual in Imp City today.
Loona: Yeah you got that right but maybe everyone just decided to take a break for today.
Y/N: Ha! Fat fuckin' chance of that ever happening.
Loona: Yeah but still I wonder what everyone is hiding for?
Y/N: Me too, I've asked everyone I know and so far the only thing I've gotten is Radio Demon though I have no idea who or what that is.
Loona: Me neither there was nothing about it on any of the Voxstagram posts today so I'm completely in the dark.
Y/N: I guess we'll just see if we meet em or not.
Y/N and Loona continue walking down the sidewalk but unknown to them they are being watched by a shadow with a devious smile on its face.
Y/N: So Loona how was Vortex's party, See any hellhounds ya liked?
Loona: Wa! Oh shut up you fucking prick! Just cause you have 4 girlfriends doesn't mean you have to make fun of my inability to get with anyone.
Y/N: Geez I was just asking and besides if you want I can set you up with someone.
Loona: Wait really?
Y/N: Yeah I know tons of Imps, Succubus, Hellhounds, basically most of the residents of Imp city.
Loona: *Thoughts* Come on Loona now's your chance just ask him! You've always liked him since you first saw him so make your move! *Normal* Oh well then do you think wecouldgoonadate some time?
Y/N: Sorry what was that part in the middle?
Loona: I said, do you think we could go on a date sometime?
Y/N: Wait what, I must have heard you wrong because it sounds like you just asked me if we could go on a date.
Loona: No that's exactly what I said.
Y/N: B-but we're cousins.
Loona: Not really Blitzø Isn't actually your uncle nor is he related to you so there isn't any problem with it.
Y/N: I guess but what would Blitzø say if his adopted daughter suddenly started dating his "Nephew".
Loona: I'm sure he'd be fine with it. Knowing how involved in everyone's lives he likes to get I think he'd jump at the chance to become your father-in-law if it developed far enough for him to obtain more secrets.
Y/N: Yeah you're probably right about him but sure I guess we could go on a date. I'll have to get used to the fact that you aren't my "cousin" anymore but I can accept it. But with that done you got any places in mind for our date?
Loona: Well we could go to my friend's restaurant.
Y/N: You have a friend?! Unholy Satan its happened!
Loona: Oh screw off you jack ass.
Y/N: Hahaha what, upset about your social awkwardness.
Loona: Whatever.
Y/N: Welp continue on, where is this restaurant.
Loona: It's in the north part of the city near that one cocky overlord's palace.
Y/N: The Lizard one?
Loona: Yeah that one, though I heard he's been giving my friend a hard time with her restaurant.
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The Son of Imp Assassins
FanfictionYou Y/n are the son of Moxxie and Millie from Helluva boss but there's something special about you what could it possibly be. Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel belong to Vivzipop. Thank you to @Lazerbeam420 for all of their help in giving ideas for this...