Shiva : aa mami ki bhen ki beti tujhe lagta nhi hai teri nautanki kuch zada he bad rhi hai aaj kal...
Raavi : (innocently) haww!!! Maine kya Kiya Shiva???
Shiva : jada bholi Bane ki zarurat nhi hai...ache se janta hu sab....ek baar kya maine keh diya bhaigan ki sabji bhot tasty bani hai tabse har dusre din baigan he bana deti hai...
Raavi : (nervously) wo.. wo..
Shiva : ab q bolti band hogai....
Raavi : kya hai shiva?? Tujhe mere hath k baigan pasand hai na tho chup chap kha na q itne nakhre kar rha hai...??
Shiva : mami ki bhen ki beti pasand hai tho iska matlab Roz ek he chiz khaya karu....waise mujhe (glancing at her lips) tu bhi pasand hai tho kya tujhe bhi...???
(Raavi keeps her hands on his mouth immediately)
Raavi : pagal hai ??? Kider bhi kuch bhi bolta hai koi sun leta tho...?? Gadheda...
Shiva : mai tho bas example de rha tha....
Raavi : nhi chahiye tere aise example....
Shiva : raavi mai ye nhi khane wala hu...tujhe khana hai tho kha...
Raavi : (makes a pout) plz bhotnath... (And Shiva melts)
Shiva : thik hai kha rha hu...par ye last baar hai iske baad nhi khaunga....
Raavi : (slowly) mujhe ache se pata hai tu kaise khayega....
Shiva : aa gadhedi sunna maine....
Raavi : tu bate baad mai kar phele ye kha....
Shiva : wo tho mai kha lunga... par iske badle mujhe kya milega....
(Kisses on his cheeks)
Raavi : (happily) ye!!
Shiva : ye bacho wali apne bacho ko dena mujhe tho...(looking at her lips)
Raavi : aur kuch nhi milne wala tujhe...aaya bada mujhe tho wo karne wala.... jitna Mila hai utne mai he khush rhena Sikh warna wo bhi nhi milega....
Shiva : mood kharab karna koi tujhse sikhe....
Raavi : ha ha thank you....
*THE END*
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