Shiva : aa chipkali tu ye kya kar rhi hai???
Raavi : kya kar rhi hu matlab?? Dikh nhi rha hai tujhe?? Akhee kharab hogyi hai kya teri??
Shiva : aa gadhedi mera matlab hai raat k 3 baje laddu kon khata hai....??
Raavi : tujhe ye dikh rha hai mai raat k 3 baje laddu kha rhi hu par ye nhi dikh rha hum honeymoon pe aaye hai...??
Shiva : raavi ye tu kya bol rhi hai?? Mai janta hu hum honeymoon pe aaye hai.....
Raavi : (irritated) agar janta hai tho ye bhi bata de honeymoon pe aake laptop mai movie kon dekhta hai?? Jabse hum kashmir aaye hai tu laptop k samne he chipak gya hai.....
Shiva : (nervously) wo....wo....mai....
Raavi : kya wo wo kar rha hai?? Agar movie he dekhne the tho Somnath mai he dekh leta itna dur q le k aaya mujhe....??
Shiva : (innocently) mai kaha leke aaya tujhe wo tho gombhi aur maa ne bheja humhe.....
Raavi : wahhh!! Matlab tu yaha mere saat apni marzi se nhi aaya hai....
Shiva : are tu galat samjh rhi hai.....
Raavi : (angrily) tujhse na kuch nhi hone wala tu na movie he dekhte rhe....mai ja rhi hu sone.....
Shiva : are meri baat tho sun.....
Raavi : kuch nhi sunna mujhe..... dimag kharab kar k rakha hai jabse aaye hai tune mujhe ek pucchi (kiss) bhi nhi di.....
Shiva : (nervously) wo....wo....tu samjh na.....time lagta hai....
Raavi : biwi ko kiss karne k liye bhi tujhe time chahiye??? (Angrily) tujhse na kuch nhi hone wala tu apna laptop pakad aur movie he dekhte rhe....(gives him the laptop) good night.....aur ab na mujhse dur he rhena tu.... time lagta hai na tujhe tho ab rhe apne laptop k sath aur uske sath he honeymoon bana lena.....i hate you
Shiva : are meri.....
(Raavi takes the blanket and sleeps)
Shiva : Shiva lag gyi Teri Lanka.....hogyi teri chipkali gussa.....(in mind) ab kya karu....ye chipkali tho so gyi....ek kaam karta hu abhi movie dekh leta hu kal isse mana lunga.....
(Shiva takes the laptop and watches the movie......raavi slows out of the blanket to check)
Raavi : tu ab bhi movie dekh rha?? (Angrily) i really hate you.....(throws the pillow on his face)
Shiva : kya kar rhi hai gadhedi lag rha hai....
Raavi : tu sach much ka bhotnath hai.....unromantic bhotnath....
*THE END*
