Shiva : aa gadhedi ye kya roz roz naye naye experiment karte rhete ho tumlog mujhpe??
Raavi : Shiva chup chap sidhe khade rhe na...mujhe problem ho rhi hai tujhe saree phenane mai....
Shiva : tujhe zara bhi sharam nhi aati na apne pati ko saree phenane mai....
Raavi : (slowly) tujhe kya pata tu kitna cute lagta hai saree Mai....
Shiva : aa mami ki bhen ki beti....
Raavi : Shiva chup kar k khade rhe na....aur waise bhi ye sab tu apne puchku k liye kar rha hai tho mujhpe q gussa kar rha hai...
Shiva : aa nautanki band kar chipkali...sab janta hu...ye sab khurafati tu he usse sikhati hai....bichara mera puchku tho bhola....
Raavi : kuch bhola nhi hai Tera puchku...bhot bada wala nautanki...mujhse kheta hai ghar ghar khelne k liye saree phenu....aur mai datti hu tho kaki se meri shikayat karta hai...fir uske wajha se mujhe daat padti hai...
Shiva : tho isliye tu mere piche padi hai....
Shiva : aur mujhe ek baat hai wo ladka hai tho usko gadiyo se khelna chahiye ye ghar ghar kon khelta hai....
Raavi : (nervously) wo...wo...
Shiva : pakdi gyi na chori...? Mujhe ache se pata tha iske piche bhi tera he hath....
Raavi : wo mujhe market me wo khilone ache lag gye isliye ye aayi...
Shiva : ek no ki gadhedi hai.... ye tho soch koi agar mujhe aise dekhega tho kya izzat rhe jayegi meri....
Raavi : Shiva tu tension mat le ghar par koi nhi...sab bhar gye hai...koi nhi dekhega tujhe aise....
Shiva : are pan gadhedi mai uncomfortable hota hu uska kya hai....
(Gives a quick kiss)
Raavi : ab thik hai....??
Shiva : Abe oo nautanki....mai sach uncomfortable hu saree Mai....
Raavi : Shiva plz na....agar tu saree nhi phenega tho puchku mujhse kehega aur mujhe nhi phena plz....
Shiva : kya musibat hai....dono maa bete mujhe ek din kahi ka nhi chodenge....
Raavi : i love you...
Shiva : Abe hatt...tere pyar bhot bhari pad rha hai din ba din....chal ab puchku rukha hai bhar....
(raavi giggles)
*THE END*
Do comment how's was it??
