S : aa chipkali ye subhe subhe kya Naya natak kar rhi hai??
R : kya hai bhotnath subhe subhe itna chilla q rha hai??
S : gadhedi tujhe koi aur kaam nhi hai roz mujhpe naye naye experiment krti rheti hai??
R : Shiva zada nakhre mat kar aur mujhe apna kaam kar ne de......
S : are par tu mujhe subhe subhe kirane ki dukaan q banana chahti hai??
R : next week puchku ka fancy dress hai ussi ki tayari kar rhi hu.....
S : uska fancy dress hai tho uspe try karna mujh pe q experiment kar rhi hai??
(He receives deadly glare from raavi)
S : (slowly) kis k sath fasa diya bhagwan ji??
R : kuch kaha tune??
S : mujh mai kaha itni himmat ki mai kuch keh saku??
(And again he receives a deadly glare from her)
S : sorry.....ab kuch nhi bolunga.....tujhe jitne experiment karne hai kar......
R : hmm....
S : waise ek baat puchu??
R : bol....
S : mana hamari kirane ki dukaan hai tho iska ye matlab tho nhi tu puchku ko he chalti firti kirane ki dukaan bana degi..... jaha tak mujhe pata hai fancy dress mai sab fruits vegetables animals birds aisa kuch bante hai.....tho tu ye namak ka Bora haldi ka Bora q bana rhi hai mujhe??
R : yahi tho baat hai na......ye sari chize tho normal hai sab krte hai.....par namak aur haldi thodi koi banta hai......(exictedly) isliye jitega tho mera puchku he!!!
S ; waahhh!! Kya dimag lagya hai meri dobi!!!
R : thank you.....thank you....chal ab meri madad kar de....
S : aur koi rasta bhi nhi hai mere pas.....
(He received a pillow on his face)
S : ahhh!! Mar q rhi hai??
R : bakwas band kar fir.....mujhe mere puchku ko jitana bhi hai....
S : ha mere puchku ki maa.... karta hu....
*THE END*
