Raavi : tu ye kya kar rha hai shiva??
Shiva : aa gadhedi ye kaisa sawal kar rhi hai...? Dikh nhi rha machaar maar rha hu...
Raavi : (irritated) wohi tho mai bhi bol rhi hu tu machar q mar rha hai??
Shiva : raavi kya bol rhi hai...dekh is kamre mai kitne machar hai isliye tho maar rha hu....
Raavi : Shiva hum apne honeymoon pe aaye hai...wo bhi Shimla itni thand mai...(shyly) humhe yaha kuch aur karna chahiye tujhe nhi lagta...
Shiva : wohi na hum kaisi jagha honeymoon pe aayi hai jaha itni machar hai....ek baar ghar wapis jaane De fir mai us dev ko batata hu....gadheda.....aise jagha bhala kon aata hai ghumne....
Raavi : (slowly) gadheda wo nhi tu hai.... honeymoon pe aake koi machar marta hai???
Shiva : kya bol rhi hai...??
Raavi : tu aaj puri raat machaar he marne wala hai???
Shiva : (smiles) ha raavi tu tension mat le tu aaram se so ja ek bhi machaar ko tere aas pas nhi aane dunga....ek bhi machar tujhe kaat nhi payega....
Raavi : (in mind) hy Somnath kya unromantic pati milna hai ek tho itni mushkil is mana hai yaha aane k liye upar se yaha aake machar marna chahta hai....feelings ki tho koi parwah he nhi hai...
Shiva : kya soch rhi hai???
Raavi : (angrily) kuchh nahi....tu marte rhe apne machar....good night....machar man!!
Shiva : (confused) machar man???isse kya hogya Achanak....???
*THE END*
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