𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

two

okay okay okay
she got her number
they're going on a date this weekend
see this could be us

a man ?!?
we talked for the first time like
3 hours ago
and youre set on the idea were gonna date

duh
have u never had a wattpad phase ?!

a man ?!?
obviously not
is that a dealbreaker

not necessarily
i just dont believe you
everyone has had a wattpad phase
i read one direction fan fiction
id say its not my finest moment but it really was
i was convinced it was gonna happen

a man ?!?
that whole 'my mom sold me to one direction to pay for drugs' thing ???

SEE YOU DID HAVE A WATTPAD PHASE
i bet ur in it rn.

a man ?!?
NO I DID NOT
AM NOT.
you suck
congrats on ur friend on the date

RIGHT
im gonna have a new friend :D
i will now have 2!!!

a man ?!?
u suck x2
whats ur friends name

creepy man part 2!!!!!!
her name is ren
short for renovations

a man ?!?
oh ?????
is her dad like
a builder

LMAO IM KIDDING
its not short for anything
just ren
her dates name is emily
sounds basic ik but shes SO pretty

a man ?!?
whats ur name

nope
not yet

a man ?!?
yeah thought so
it was worth a shot

think about our wedding night when people ask about how we met and we can say "we didnt know eachothers name at first!!!! so mysterious and sexy"

a man ?!?
i hate you
we arent going to date

yeah keep telling urself that buddy
wait......
how old are u

a man ?!?
20.....
how old are u
pls dont be like super old or 12

oh thank god
im 19
turning 20 in october 💪💪

a man ?!?
so glad im not getting arrested tonight

TONIGHT????
so u plan on getting arrested another night....
mama im in love with a criminal ;)

a man ?!?
i will block you

yeah that seems reasonable
what r ur interests sexy man

a man ?!?
stop it
idk i like gaming

A GAMER?
im swooning
i also consider myself quite the gamer

a man ?!?
whats ur favourite game

terraria all the way baby
minecraft a close second.... maybe even a tie

a man ?!?
i play minecraft !!!

you see all this and DONT think were destined to be together ?!
pathetic
smhing

a man ?!?
im ignoring that
ive gtg my roommate wants me to play mc w him

THERES A ROOMMATE
whats his name

a man ?!?
im not telling u

come onnn
you know ren's name
its only fair

a man ?!?
fine
his name is clay
bye now

bye lover
what are ur opinions on taylor swift

a man ?!?
shes not my favourite but she's alright
read at: 10:38PM

a man ?!?
that was the wrong answer wasnt it

very much so. taylor is above everyone and it is a constant blessing that we are even living in the same world as her
go play minecraft with clay now
he seems like the type to get mad at me for keeping u away form the game

a man ?!?
what do you mean 'he seems like that type' youve never  talked to him

a name says a lot about a person
CAN I TALK TO CLAY

a man ?!?
no

boooooooo u suck