𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

five

whats ur opinion on debt

pandas <3
print more money

FOR REAL
"itll affect inflation" shut up
just
it wont if we say it wont ykwim
the government invented inflation
just uninvent it

pandas <3
i think they should also uninvent british people

british people would be so much cooler if they were real

pandas <3
what

british people dont exist
similar to wyoming

[ pandas <3 ] created a groupchat with [ bug :) ] and [ unknown number ]

pandas <3
GEORGE DONT SAY MY REAL NAME
OR THE ITHER ONE
YK WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
anyway
tell bug here that youre real

[ unknown number ] contact name was changed to [ george the british one ]

george the british one
hello bug
ive heard a lot about you

pandas <3
NO DONT SAY THAT

AWE panda u talk about me
i told u ur in love w me
other name ???? what does that mean
also george ur made up
sorry u had to find out like this

george the british one
oh my gosh im not real?
what a shock

holy shit ur so british
i refuse to talk to u anymore
i hate british people
panda save me

pandas <3
hes definitely real

what did u mean by other name

pandas <3
dw about that
just a nickname
that's similar to my actual name

george has panda told u ab how much hes in love with me

george the british one
yes he has actually

pandas <3
HES JOKING

i dont believe u panda
im 99% sure ur hopelessly in love with me
we could be married by now

george the british one
i call dibs on being best man at u guys' wedding

ill make clay my maid of honour

pandas <3
make him wear a dress
please

george the british one
please
you know clay?

pandas <3
george u just want to be paired w clay all night
cant wait to walk down the aisle with him huh
bug for context george and clay r in love

i dont know him personally ive just heard of him
WOOO GEORGE AND CLAY
i ship it

george the british one
im not in love with clay
its a joke
shut up panda

ah yes a gay in denial
ive seen it before

george the british one
IM NOT A GAY IN  DENIAL
i hate it here

pandas <3
ok thats enough from u george
bye bye

bye george :D nice meeting u!

pandas <3
why aren't you this nice to me

george the british one
nice meeting you too bug :)

because you suck panda
anyway back to talking about debt and the economy

george the british one
what

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