𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

ten

GOOOOOOD MORNING AMERICA

pandas <3
its 9pm
how was work

bad!!!!

pandas <3
what happened?

its work what do u expect
anyway im omw to get dinner w my fav coworker :]

pandas <3
true tbh
clays dragging me out somewhere and said i have to dress nice except that's literally way too much effort
i wanna stay home and play minecraft

that is single-handedly the lamest thing you have ever said to me
i feel like youd be the type of guy to say "head up queen! your crown is slipping"

pandas <3
literally what the fuck

im not lying
have you ever said it before
be honest

pandas <3
no i have never said that

LAME

pandas <3
i dont understand you

do u have to wear a suit with clay

pandas <3
sadly yes

OMG SEND PHOTOS
<3 men in suits <3
actually is it like a suit or a hot suit

pandas <3
well im wearing it so ofc its hot

boooooo ur boring
mr ego

pandas <3
its hard not to have a huge ego when ur as attractive as me

fuck u

direct messages!
[ clay ! ] and [ bug :) ]

hello clay!

clay !
im not giving you pandas information

wooooooow
thats low
how dare you assume i only want to talk to you to know more about pandas

clay !
my bad
i shouldnt have assumed
what would you like

what does pandas look like

clay !
LMAOO
you suck oh my god
im not telling you

ok fair enough
one simple question
no need to sugar coat the answer
this is bro to bro
completely honest
bestie to bestie

clay !
im scared

is pandas attractive

clay !
why do you ask

because he told me his ego is so large bc he is insanely attractive
and i just want to know if hes right or if hes a pathological liar

clay !
hes right
hes so hot
whenever we go out there are always girls chasing him down the street begging him for his number
its hard to keep up with sometimes

did he tell you to say that

clay !
yeah he said hed give me $200

HOW ARE YOU TWO SO RICH LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
what do u do for a living
all ive heard ab u is that u play mc
literally what is your job

clay !
good question

r u going to answer it

clay !
nah

BOOOO ur boring
what do u think about taylor swift

clay !
i love her

WOOOOOOOO you've redeemed yourself
have a great night going out w pandas
i will be talking to u later
probably not tbh
maybe if i feel like it
tell pandas he sucks
and that i will be talking to him later

clay !
tell him urself
bye bug

u suck
bye clay

direct messages!
[ pandas <3 ] and [ bug :) ]

have fun tonight w clay + u suck + ill talk to you later + ratio
LLLLL LMAO
get ratiod

pandas <3
i don't understand u

L
have fun send suit pics ;)

pandas <3
i was going to but now that u winked i take it back

U WERE GOING TI?
read: 9:09pm
PANDA ISTG U WERE GONNA SEND SUIT PICS?
read 9:10pm
im distraught rn
read 9:12pm
STOP LEAVING ME ON READ

pandas <3
ill talk to u when i get back

bye panda u absolute hottie