Friends...?《Helluva Boss x Male Reader x Loona》

S1/E16: The Confession

In the IMP office building, Y/n and Loona stand outside of Blitzø's office.

Y/n: "You ready for this?"

Loona: "No, not really."

Y/n: "Oh, it'll be fine!"

Y/n kisses Loona's cheek and they walk inside Blitzø's office. He looks up from his "paperwork" on his desk to look at his daughter and employee.

Y/n: "Boss, we have something to tell you."

Loona throws up.

Outside the Office...

Loona: "I think that went well."

She says as she wipes off some puke from her snout.

Y/n: "You threw up and we both left."

Loona: "Eh. That's all in the past."

Y/n: "It was literally thirty seconds ago."

Loona: "That's a matter of opinion."

Y/n: "No, it isn't. Let's try again."

Y/n and Loona walk back into the office as the Hellhound takes out a rag and puts it to her face.

Y/n: "Blitzø, we have something to tell you."

Loona falls to the ground unconscious and both Blitzø and Y/n look at her in worry.

Outside the Office...

Loona: "I chloroformed myself, didn't I?"

Y/n: "Yeah, you did."

Loona: "Yeah..."

She raises another rag to her snout, only only Y/n to slap it out of her hand.

Y/n: "Don't do it again! Look, how about you take the lead this time?"

Loona: "Okay."

Loona and Y/n walk inside Blitzø's office again who looks at them, only for Loona to start to speak in nonsensical ramblings.

Attemp #4

Loona: "You see, the thing is, Y/n and I--" *takes out gun* "I'll just kill him."

Y/n: "WHOA! WHOA!

Y/n goes to take the gun from Loona.

Loona: "Just let me kill him!"

Y/n: "No!"

Loona: "LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!"

Y/n: "NO!!"

Attempt #5

Loona: "Blitzø, I'm gay!"

Y/n: "Wrong! I hope..."

Attempt #4 Again

Loona: "IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT!"

Y/n: "No!"

Loona: "THIS COULD BE SO EASY!"

Attempt #6

Loona: *shorter than usual* "When two people spend a lot of time together--"

Y/n: "Where are your legs?!"

Attempt #7

Loona: *speaking German*

Y/n: "One: Nein! Two: That's kinda hot."

Attempt #8

Loona: "Blitzø--"

A flash of light appears and an older looking Loona appears.

Future Loona: "I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!"

Loona: "You're chubby!"

Y/n: "You can't even get that right?!"

Attempt #9

Loona: *randomly dancing*

Y/n: *confused but aroused*

Attempt #4 Once More

Y/n is still trying to take the gun from Loona.

Y/n: "Loona. LOONA! GIVE ME THE GUN!"

Loona: "NO!"

Attempt #10

Loona: "I'm really bad at this, aren't I?"

Y/n: "Yeah. Blitzø's never gonna find out about us."

Loona: "Oh, that's what we're doing!"

Y/n gives his girlfriend a "WTF?" look as he follows her back into Blitzø's office again.

Loona: "Blitzø, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I am dating Y/n!"

Blitzø: "Oh, fuck. Congrats--!"

Y/n: "I'm also the supposed Anti-Christ!"

Y/n pulls out a gun and shoots Blitzø in the head.

Y/n: "Whoops!"

Loona: "Y/N! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Y/n: "Oh, shit. Wait, he was gonna congratulate us, wasn't he?"

Loona: "YES! Why did you shoot him?!"

Y/n: "Oh... Well, at least Imps can respawn."

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Yes, this is all canon to the story.