Hi everyone! Welcome to Mr. Syles birthday chapter.
Harry: I'm 19 bitches!!!
Now Haz
Harry: I apologize
Emma: But it was hot
Okay! So basically you will get to know the- LOUIS PUT DOWN THAT BURRITO!!
Niall: Burrito? No one told me there was gonna be food!! This day just keeps getting better and better!!!
Louis you put the fucking burrito down and no one gets hurt
Liam: Lad, I would listen to her, shes got your teddy bear
Louis: NO NOT HAZZA!
Emma:
Liam:
Zayn:
Niall:
Harry:
Sacagawea:
Justin Bieber:
Niall: OMG ITS JB
Justin: If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go...I can take you places you ain't never been before
Niall: He sings even better in person!!!
Why the hell is Justin Bieber here?
Justin: Are you saying you don't like me?
No its just....its....GET OUT OF HERE
Zayn: Things are getting quite confusing
Harry: Lets get back to my birthday... So when are we gonna open up presents. Because I want my gifts and I want them now
Emma: Awh baby we gotta eat ca-
Harry: PRESENTS. NOW.
Lets just give him his damn presents. Here you can open my gift first.
Harry: Okay you got me a...
Emma:
Liam:
Niall:
Zayn:
Louis:
Harry: A framed picture of you?
I just thought maybe you'd like seeing my beautiful face everyday?
Harry: But I wanted something better
Well heres my backup prese- WHY DID YOU JUST THROW THAT PICTURE OUT THE WINDOW? MY BABY!
Emma: Open her other present!
Harry: Awh its a picture of me! Who is that handsome fellow? Oh wait its me! Ha!
Louis: Why didn't she get me a picture of you for my birthday?
Niall:
Zayn:
Liam:
Harry:
Emma:
Whats up with all these awkward silences?
Harry: Liam I shall open your present next!
Liam: Here you go mate
Fine don't answer my question.
Harry: A Rollex Watch! Thanks LiLi
Liam: Welcome Bud. Happy Birthday.
Zayn: My present next!
Harry: Okay.....YOU BOUGHT ME THE MOVIE THE NOTEBOOK? I LOVE YOU ZAYN!!
Louis:
Zayn: You too bro
Louis:
Louis:
Louis:
Louis:
Louis quit taking up all the fucking spaces!!
Niall: Harreh!! Open my present!
Harry: Nialler! You got me a unlimited coupon to Taco Bell!!! OMG!
Niall: I knew you loved Tacos
I want a taco but my dad hid them from me
Louis: Amanda nobody cares about your personal life
Zayn: Ain't nobody got time for that!
Bastards
Emma: Okay babe I hope you like this.
Harry: Awh EmmaBoo you got us promise necklaces? I love them!
Emma: I also got you a stuffed turtle, because I like turtles and since I couldn't have a real one I gave you a fake one
Harry: Its so fluffy!!! Take that bitc- People
Thank you Harry
Louis: Okay last, but certainly not least, my present.
Harry: Awhhhh Louis! You gave me a picture of us?
Louis: And those really awesome shoes, and that beanie, and that pudding and that-
Niall: YOU GAVE HIM PUDDING?
Louis: I'll give you pudding on September 13 at 8:04am.
Niall: I am in love with you now Lou
Harry:
Harry:
Harry:
Harry:
What is up with people taking up the goddamn spaces? I mean like seriously, Larry Stylinson isn't a real romance! It's just a bromance!
Louis+Harry: True, True
Harry: Well thank you all for all the birthday gifts. I love you guys! Amanda, may I?
Ah what the hell? Go ahead...
Harry: I'M 19 BITCHES!! PEACE!
Harry where are you going? And why are you taking Emma?
Emma: We're going to do some stuff
Louis+Liam+Niall+Zayn: EWWWW
I feel so alone.
Sacagawea: Can I press publish?
Obama: 4 Score and 7 years ago...
You don't even say that!
Sacagawea: I'm pressing the publish button...
Happy Birthday Harry! We love you!
Louis: But I wanna pre
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FanfictionEmma Starr; an 18 year old girl who often finds herself being sassy, hilarious, sarcastic, and saying things that tend to make her seem a lot cooler than she actually is. Harry Styles; sweet, charming, handsome, and part of a well known band, One Di...
