alright so I'm going to give textposts a shot please let me know what you think :P
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Chuuya: Why are there so many more hot guys than girls in this town?
Kouyou: Maybe it's cause you're gay, Chuuya
Chuuya: yea, possibly
Ranpo and Poe on a date, standing in the middle of the forest:
Ranpo: this is my special place I come here whenever I'm sad
Poe: Oh... well thank you for trusting me enough to show it to m--
Ranpo: Lmao nah I'm just kidding. We're lost
Judge at Dazai's trial: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison
Dazai: I respectfully request that one more year be added to my sentence
Atsushi: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? I'm just glad to have a bunk bed
Dazai:
Kunikida:
Dazai: I'm gonna tell him-
Kunikida: NO
Dazai: *accidentally hits Chuuya*
Chuuya: yOu wAnna fuCking diE
Dazai: *muttering* yea, kinda
Chuuya: *softly* dazai, we've talked about this
Math problem: if you have ten cookies and you give two to a friend, what do you have?
Akutagawa: *crying* a friend
Dazai: I have an apple
Dazai: I have a pen
Kunikida: and I have zero fucking tolerance if you don't shut the fuck up
Police siren blaring in the distance:
Atsushi who's literally done nothing wrong: oh no they've found me
Dazai who has 138 conspiracy murders, 312 blackmails, and 623 other frauds: glad I'm not you right now
Oda: you really ought to clean up
Dazai: what makes you say that?
Oda: I just killed a roach in your bedroom
Dazai: I can't believe you killed Chuuya!
Yosano: Dazai I dare-
Kunikida: Dazai isn't allowed to accept dares
Dazai: Apparently, I have "no regard for my personal safety"
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BSD Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of mostly Bungou Stray Dogs memes with the occasional textpost thrown in! Enjoy :) Please also check out my BSD Oneshots book!! Updates on Wednesdays
