Ranpo: IM HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS
Yosano: you're 26
Ranpo: I MIGHT DIE AT 52
Chuuya: do you know what I love about you?
Dazai: no?
Chuuya: exactly, me neither
GPS: You will arrive at your destination in 45 minutes
Chuuya:
Chuuya: BET
Dazai: this party is boring we should leave
Kunikida: dazai THIS IS A FUNERAL
Chuuya: You have issues
Dazai: *blushing* OMG CHUUYA YOU NOTICED
Atsushi: hey my parents aren't home, wanna come over ;)
Akutagawa: your parents are dead
Atsushi:
Atsushi: One time Kunikida was yelling at Dazai and Dazai was ignoring him so he grabbed his guide to suicide and threw it across the room and Dazai just looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy from his jacket
Chuuya: we're done.
Dazai: K
Chuuya: dont K me
Dazai: oay
Akutagawa: can you believe that woman just tried to buy you coffee??
Atsushi, oblivious to what that means: but i already have coffee. Do you think she'll buy me chazuke?
Akutagawa:
Akutagawa: NO ONE BUYS YOU ANYTHING BUT ME!!!
Dazai, flirting with the cashier: so, don't be surprised if the alarms go off when I leave, because I just stole your heart~
Dazai: *leaves and the alarms go off*
Dazai: *with a sly smile* see, i told ya-
Cashier: Sir, I need to check your bag please come back here
Dazai:
Dazai: no-
Poe: it's dark in here
Ranpo: Don't worry, I got this babe
Ranpo: *stomps light up sneakers*
Chuuya: once I was seven years old
Chuuya: my mama (kouyou) told me
Chuuya: "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely"
Dazai: hi
Chuuya: ew no not you
YOU ARE READING
BSD Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of mostly Bungou Stray Dogs memes with the occasional textpost thrown in! Enjoy :) Please also check out my BSD Oneshots book!! Updates on Wednesdays
