Atsushi: Hey Dazai I need some relationship advice
Dazai: Just because I'm dating Chuuya doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Haruno: If you don't kiss your cat on their tiny soft little forehead, what are you even doing?
Dazai: yelling at him for not getting along with Akutagawa
Atsushi: what time is it?
Dazai: i dunno pass the saxophone and i'll find out
Dazai: *plays loudly*
Chuuya from somewhere: wHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 4AM
Dazai: it's 4 am
Chuuya, watching Dazai pushing a door that clearly says pull: you're not pushing hard enough you weakling
Kunikida: DAZAI WAKE UP
Dazai: im not sleeping im dead. Leave flowers and get out.
Atsushi when he first met Dazai: so what do you make at your current job?
Dazai: mostly inappropriate jokes and mistakes
Chuuya: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself!
Dazai: Some say eight hours of sleep are enough. Why not try 6? 5? Strive for greatness.
Junichiro: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10!
Naomi: Run 3 miles instead of 2!
Ranpo: Eat a whole cake, not just a slice!
Yosano: Burn your ex's house down!
Kenji: You can do it! I believe in you!
Atsushi: There are so many mixed messages here I can't-
Kunikida: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Dazai: You could at least start with good morning
Kunikida: Good morning! What the fuck is wrong with you??
Chuuya: Go to hell!
Dazai: *tearing up* I wish I could
IM SORRY I WAS GONE FOR SO LONG IF ANYONE EVEN NOTICED IM SORRY BUT IM BACK
YOU ARE READING
BSD Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of mostly Bungou Stray Dogs memes with the occasional textpost thrown in! Enjoy :) Please also check out my BSD Oneshots book!! Updates on Wednesdays
