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Textpost #3

Chuuuyyyaaaa noooooo T-T 

Atsushi: If Akutagawa ever went to jail, I'd write him every day

Ranpo: Maybe I'll write Poe every second day. I don't want to look too clingy.

Chuuya: I'm breaking my man out of jail. The only one who can handcuff Dazai is me.

Dazai: I'm taller

Chuuya: I'm cuter

Dazai: that's not even-

Chuuya: People prefer dogs, not giraffes

Atsushi: What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?

Dazai: it takes a screenshot

Kunikida: Get the fuck out of my car

Dazai: I'm back from a game of Russian Roulette!

Atsushi: did you win?

Dazai:

Dazai: you really don't know what Russian Roulette is, do you?

Kunikida: *enters the ADA office*

Dazai: at the end of the day, we are all human beans

Junichiro: Together we will rice

Yosano: Lettuce pray

Ranpo: ramen

Kunikida:

Kunikida: *leaves*

Chuuya, drunk on wine while watching a video on his phone: Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!

Dazai: what are you watching, a horror movie?

Chuuya: our wedding video but yeah same thing

Dazai:

Chuuya: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone care about you?

Dazai:

Chuuya: Me neither, pass the bottle

Chuuya: DAZAIII

Dazai: chuuya?

Akutagawa: JINKO!!!

Atsushi: Akutagawa??

Kenji: COWWWSS

Everyone:

Kenji: what? I thought we were shouting the names of things we love

Kunikida: Dazai doesn't think straight when it comes to Chuuya.

Atsushi:

Ranpo:

Yosano:

Junichiro:

Kunikida: Maybe I should rephrase that-

Yosano: Oh no, it's out there you can't take it back

Kunikida: 

Kunikida: wEll, WE WERE ALL THINKING IT

Chuuya: *angrily* ARE YOU-

Dazai: fucking

Chuuya: KIDDING ME??? YOU-

Dazai: fucking

Chuuya: IDIOT!!!

Kouyou: ...what are you two doing? 

Dazai: Mori banned Chuuya from swearing so I'm helping him out

was confused as why i couldnt delete something... then i realized i was veiwing as reader... #authorproblems.... 

im so dumb