poor Kunikida
BSD Codenames:
Dazai: from now on we'll be using codenames. You can address me as 'Eagle One.' Chuuya will be 'Been There, Done That'
Chuuya: YOU BASTARD
Dazai: Atsushi-kun is 'Currently Doing That'
Atsushi: *sweating nervously * Dazai-san... can you just not...?
Dazai, ignoring everyone else: Akutagawa-kun is....... 'It Happened Once in a Dream'
Akutagawa: * death glares at everyone*
Dazai: Ranpo-san is 'If I Had to Pick a Dude'
Ranpo: Not in a million years Dazai
Dazai: And lastly Kunikida-kun is...
Kunikida: *nervous sweating*
Dazai: 'Eagle Two!'
Kunikida: oh thank god
Kunikida, to Atsushi: We are the Armed Detective Agency, we can handle anything-
Dazai, in the background: the floor is lava!!!
Ranpo: *leaps into Fukuzawa's arms screaming*
Kunikida:
Atsushi: ...you were saying?
Dazai: bring him back safe!
Chuuya: don't stay out too late!
Akutagawa: you're not my parents, shut up
Atsushi: I will!
Akutagawa: DON'T ANSWER THEM JINKO
Ranpo: what are you doing?
Dazai: eating toothpaste
Ranpo: why
Dazai: cuz it's bubblegum flavored
Ranpo:
Ranpo: can I have some too?
Kunikida: Dazai, you're in charge while I'm away
Dazai: Alright i'm your man!
Kunikida: don't do anything stupid
Dazai: ok, Im kinda you're man
Kunikida: and keep Atsushi out of trouble
Dazai: you need another man
Kunikida: Let me in!
Dazai: why?
Kunikida: so I can save you!
Dazai: from what?
Kunikida: from what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in!!
Dazai: ok, i have a plan. it might get us both killed but if it works it'll be an awesome story, cool?
Chuuya: no, not cool!
Dazai: Cool!
Chuuya: NO NOT COOL
Dazai: why do we fight over stupid shit?
Chuuya: because you say stupid shit!!
Atsushi: *shivers* its really cold out today, it sure would be nice if I had a jacket
Akutagawa: I'm sure it would
Bonus:
Atsushi: *speaking louder* a long black jacket, preferably knee length, with a large collar, looks like something a mafioso would wear
Akutagawa: ...?
Chuuya, grabbing Akutagawa's jacket and handing it to Sushi: oh, for fucks sake here you go
*Chuuya's phone rings*
Tachihara: *looks at who's calling and laughs* you still call your dad 'Daddy?'
Chuuya: *answers call while making direct eye contact with Tachihara*
Chuuya: Hey Dazai
Tachihara: *violently chokes on drink*
YOU ARE READING
BSD Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of mostly Bungou Stray Dogs memes with the occasional textpost thrown in! Enjoy :) Please also check out my BSD Oneshots book!! Updates on Wednesdays
