Paradox (MCU x Male Reader)

MCU Interview #4

Y/n is seen sitting in a white room with..."hey, what's up? I'm Don Cheadle."

"Y/n L/n." Y/n said as he looked at Don, "and this is Wired's 50 most asked questions..."

"About the Avengers." Don said as Y/n looked at him.

"You ready, Rhodey?" Y/n asked him.

"Hell yeah, Hill. Let's get it." Don Cheadle says as he picks up a card. "What is the purple infinity stone? Not the yellow one."

"I don't think it's the green one either, maybe the edible one." Y/n says as he looks at the camera. "Power stone?"

"I would not try eating that." Don said as Y/n shook his head.

"I'm sure I'd get super powerful!" Y/n says as Don looked at him like he was crazy. "Nah, don't give me that look. Let's not forget who saved who."

Y/n picked up a card, "what language do they speak in Black Panther? I actually learned this from Letitia."

Don teases, "oh you two getting close now?"

Y/n got flustered, "well no, we just happened to talk to each other more after the movies."

"Do you got the name or not?" Don got to the point.

Y/n was unamused. "Xhosa. I have a feeling by the end of this, one of us will be tired of the other."

"Who directed Infinity War?" Don asked.

"Two brothers...? I think." Y/n wondered.

"A couple of guys names the Russos. Joe and Anthony, cute kids. Get to know them." Don said as he threw the card.

"Who can pick up Thor's hammer?" Y/n read as Don pointed at him. Y/n pointed at himself with a cocky smile. "I can."

"But Stormbreaker doesn't need to be worthy, right?" Don asked as Y/n nodded, he said it wrong but Y/n knew what he meant.

"Yeah, but in a deleted scene, Y/n was using Thor's hammer after stealing it from Thor again." Y/n said as he shrugged. "So it's canon."

"It was deleted though." Don argued.

"Still canon." Y/n said as Don picked up a card.

"Can Captain Marvel beat Thanos?" Don asked. "Uh..."

"I think if she put her back into it, she could." Y/n asked.

"After she steps out of the gym, she'll be ready." Don said as Y/n picked up a card.

"Is Thanos stronger than The Hulk?" Y/n asked, "yeah dumb question, he got folded the second he was on screen. Next."

"Why was the red skull in Infinity War?" Don asked, "he was that soul keeper of it right?"

"Ha, soul keeper, I gotcha." Y/n said as he picked up a card. "What is Thor the god of? It's lightning, right?"

"Is it lighting or thunder?" Don asked.

"I'm not sure, Lighting makes more sense than thunder in my opinion." Y/n says as he put down the card.

Don picks up a card, "is Thanos a god? Have to seen this area of Thanos, gods don't look like that."

"Who is stronger than Thanos?" Y/n asked, "well, apparently me but I still got my ass beat somehow."

"What does avenge mean?" Don asked.

"To hurt someone back for an injury they caused you?" Y/n thinks. "What happen to Thor's eye? I'll make an honest confession."

"Oh no..." Don said as Y/n laughed a bit.