𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 ✦ minlix [on hold]

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sxngboi created the group chat
6 sexyteers 🔫🤠🤙
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sxngboi added pxnklxx
sxngboi added hyunehwang
sxngboi added minlemin
sxngboi added yangin
sxngboi added changaroo

changaroo
may i ask why i, your boyfriend, was added last?
im hurt 😔🤚

sxngboi
honey you were always the last choice 🥰

pxnklxx
OOOOOOF BURNNN

changaroo
...

hyunehwang
watch out tmro sung djjdjdjfkd

sxngboi
CHANGING THE SUBJECT (i very much love you christopher and you know that dont EVER think otherwise ever tyvm) WELCOME TO THE NEW CHAT
WE SHALL MAKE MEMORIES ANEW HERE WITH OUR NEW MEMBER MINHO

why do i feel like im joining a cult

yangin
wdym ofc you are
didnt you know

i should've read the fine print—

pxnklxx
too late to back out now 🔫🤡

minlemin
✋😳🤚

yangin
you two are weird

changaroo
they have like the exact same personality
it scares me

sxngboi
its like they were
✨😫❤️😍🥰made for each other🥰😍❤️😫✨

pxnklxx
jisung i will literally throw you off a cliff into a pile of dynamite that will blow you into the furthest universe from chan that it can

sxngboi
CHANNIE SAVE ME IM BEING BULLIED :((

changaroo
you're literally lying on top of me as we cuddle what else am i meant to do—

hyunehwang
lix, min
i think youre both forgetting that you both admitted that you simp for each other

yangin
👀

changaroo
👀

sxngboi
👀

pxnklxx
👀

lix tf are you doing he just said you simp for me too—

sxngboi
hes a panicked gay 😔✊

pxnklxx
I AM NOT

hyunehwang
so you're telling me if i came over to your apartment right now i wouldnt see your carrot ass self blushing like a beetroot

can i come???

pxnklxx
NOPE IM DEMANDING MY MOTHER DOESNT ALLOW ANYONE TO ENTER

sxngboi
aww hes still a shy boi about letting minho see him 🥺🥺

pxnklxx
shut up sung you'd do the same if you looked like me

yangin
i
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
THAT YOU
THINK
THAT YOU
ARE UGLY??
NAH I AINT HAVIN THIS
I WILL ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR FRONT DOOR DOWN AND SCREAM AT YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

changaroo
AIGHT JEONGIN GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOING TO LIXS
JISUNG YOU TOO

hyunehwang
ME TOO
PICK ME UP ON THE WAY
its so useful that you got your drivers licence now tho

changaroo
ikr

pxnklxx
WAIT HANG ON WOAH
I DIDNT CONSENT TO THIS
IM LOCKING MY BEDROOM DOOR

are you sure i cant come :(
i wanna meet lixxxx

pxnklxx
NOPE
YOU CANT COME

i guessed
its fine we'll meet another time

hyunehwang
felix open your bedroom door

pxnklxx
WAIT YOURE HERE??

changaroo
yeah your mum let us in

sxngboi
hElLoOoOo
lEt mE inNnN
#charlidamelio 😫

pxnklxx
GOD DAMN IT MOTHER
seen by 5 at 17:47

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pxnklxx ⇉ minlemin

hey >:)
so
i just kinda wanted to apologise cuz i kinda came off as a bit aggressive earlier and was being dramatic and you seemed a little hurt so im sorry :(

hey nono it's fine
i know you said you're uncomfortable with me knowing what you look like currently so i didnt take it personally ndjwjdjd
ill wait till your happy with meeting dont worry :)

youre a legend my dude 😫

thank you my g
im honored ;)

jdjsjdjdjd okay i gotta go eat now
yeEt :>

toodles noodles :]
seen 18:02

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a/n: the concept of maths can die in a fire -_-