Socks, trying to ask Y/n out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Meme: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Oof: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Juice: Desolated, disgruntled, miserabl-
Y/n: Smad.
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Laff: Can I be frank with you guys?
Tbh: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help anything-
Blaza: Can I still be Blaza?
Y/n: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Laff: Muffin, keep an eye on Y/n today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Nadwe: Sure, I'd love to see Y/n get punched.
Laff: Try again.
Nadwe: *dramatic sigh* I will stop Y/n from getting punched.
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Dino: Anyone d-
Woolf: Depressed?
Y/n: Drained?
TBVG: Dumb?
Oof: Disliked?
Dino: -one with their work... Are you guys okay...?
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Socks: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Y/n will and won't eat.
Meme: Grass? Yes!
Socks: Moss? Yes!!
Meme: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Socks: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Meme: Worms? Sometimes, not all!
Socks: Rocks? Usually, nah.
Meme: Twigs? Usually!
Socks: Tbh's cooking? Inconclusive!
Blaza: How did you... test this?
Socks: You just hand them stuff and say, 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Blaza: ...I don't know how to feel about this.
Tbh: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Socks: Is Y/n sleeping or dead?
Nadwe: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Muffin: Yeah, so did I.
Y/n: Okay, first of all, fuck you-
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Laff: Y/n was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
TBVG: Oh? Why?
Y/n: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Laff: Y/n, you ate a table.
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Ally: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Y/n: Okay, but in my defense, Nadwe bet me 75 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Ally: That's not what I wanted to- You drank SHAMPOO?!
Y/n: And maybe some conditioner, body wash and lotion.
VOUS LISEZ
Socksfor1 Squad • Reader Insert • ~Motivation back~
Fanfictionhello- i was bored soooo i made a story oh ye, i think every chapter/part will be a separate story cus... why not- and this is inspired by ChocoLocoChu new cover made by Bee3e_idiot!
