joke collection :) 2

jokes 1

crazypikachu: *eats raw chicken breast*

simplii, restraining her: nOoOo! pikachu, you're VEGAN!

*kernels and noonoo watching while munching popcorn*

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noonoo, taking deep breaths: okay. you are being completely and utterly unreasonable here.

crazypikachu: fOr a rEaLly gOoD rEaSoN!

noonoo: you have been crying about dragons for the last hour and a half.

crazypikachu, sobbing: tHeY cAn'T bLoW oUt tHeIr oWn bIrtHdAy cAnDLEs-

noonoo: WHY WOULD THEY NEED TO BLOW OUT BIRTHDAY CANDLES I-

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crazypikachu: FOOD.

kernels, rolling her eyes: ice cubes aren't food.

crazypikachu, dumping a tray of ice cubes down her throat: what?

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crazypikachu: I HAVE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY! uAgHhH...

simplii: please don't tell me you lost sleep over that.

crazypikachu: i may have.

simplii: you may have or you did?

crazypikachu: i may have did.

simplii: well jokes on you we're not doing announcements today.

crazypikachu:

crazypikachu, hyperventilating: you just gave me 24 more hours of panic over making an announcement-

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*unnamed person throws another unnamed person's hat on the brick wall, where it sticks*

adri: GET IT DOWN!

noonoo, shrugging: bye.

*simplii, the tallest, trying to jump up and get it*

crazypikachu, clawing at the wall in a feral manner: LET THE HAT GO

*kernels throws a block of ice at the hat and accidentally hits simplii in the forehead*

*simplii bends over and laughs while crying*

kernels: I'M SO SORRY

crazypikachu: shes bleeding. i heard that head wounds bleed a lot.

mugas, deadpan: this is such a beautiful start to our day.

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noonoo: i can feel the adrenaline pumping through me

noonoo: i'm-filled-with-testosterone-I WANT TO GO TO WAR!

noonoo, struggling to rip the seatbelt off of himself: GET THIS DAMN SEATBELT OFFA ME!

kernels and adri, who spiked the punch: o_o

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teacher: today, we're watching a documentary on-

adri: can we watch something with tom holland in it?

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adri, talking about blackpink with simplii: so, yeah, i like rose

noonoo: ahh, i like rose too

simplii: we're not talking about wine, noonoo.

simplii:

simplii: but I like rose wine too.

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reactions to "i love you"

simplii: uh, thanks.

crazypikachu, with wide eyes: then will you be my specimen?

noonoo: oh. okay.

adri: yay :)

mugas: no thanks

kernels: *runs away*

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*crazypikachu playing a trombone while kernels bops her head and slams the oven door to the beat, both of them wearing sunglasses*

crazypikachu: BA BUBUBA BABABABUM

kernels: *slam* *slam* *slam* *slam* *slam*

mugas: why are you guys wearing sunglasses indoors.

simplii: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO-

*crazypikachu and kernels stick out their tongues and run*

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noonoo: hey, somebody is here to pick you up.

simplii: who?

*looks out the window*

simplii: all I see is the garbage truck.

noonoo: exactly.

*simplii, confused*

*noonoo, smug*

*simplii, beginning to realize*

*noonoo, sipping his coffee*

*simplii, fully realizing and now angry*

*noonoo, smiling behind his coffee cup*

*noonoo drops his coffee, sticks out his tongue, then runs while simplii pulls a gun out of her sweater pocket*

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crazypikachu: I want something to chew. Your boot, maybe?

simplii:

crazypikachu: Your coat sleeve works too!

simplii:

simplii: so now I have to teach you discipline, manners, how to eat when you're hungry, and how to be a human being??

crazypikachu: basically. So, about that boot?

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*at a picnic*

*simplii turns away to take some food out of a basket*

kerns: pineapple on pizza is disgusting.

crazypikachu: it is not.

*they proceed to try and murder each other*

*simplii turns back just to see kerns and crazypikachu having a gun fight*

*simplii smiling*

simplii, screaming: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

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hello. 

I did this for my other friends, but decided to stop updating it because lack of material. So here's the new version. I hope you like it!