chatnoob2, kicking down the door with an M16: i'm here-
simplii, facedown on the floor: i'm queer-
jackattack: and i'm not a deer.
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*simplii comes in with a haircut*
chatnoob2: oh. it's... quite the change.
TurtleKnight, playing valorant: you look nice
Itzza: still a piece of garbage
crazypikachu: that's nice
kerns: GET THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUIDE THE WORLD IS ENDING
adri: where did simplii go
simplii: guys it's just a pixie cut calm down
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kfc worker: breast or thigh?
Itzza: PERSONALITY
kfc worker: ???
noonoo, sipping gatorade: it's like he drank respect women juice and took it the wrong way
chatnoob2: can't I even order sixty chicken tenders in fucking peace?
crazypikachu: NOOOO NO BAD WORDS
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chatnoob2: daily dose of internet
chatnoob2: also known as
chatnoob2: daily dose of TurtleKnight
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GrandpaLolo: today, I shall be active
*GrandpaLolo collapses on bed and goes on discord*
GrandpaLolo, pointing: see that little green dot at the corner of my profile picture?
GrandpaLolo: i am active.
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things you might not have known about us
simplii: i have a terrible memory and i'm self conscious and have anxiety so bad i have a hard time standing up in class
chatnoob2: i really like to read
TurtleKnight: i'm a virgo and act nothing like one.
Itzza: i'm not a horrible jerk actually. i have depression and anxiety, along with stage fright
saltyNate: i'm sort of lonely
panther: i was called Itzza's replacement when he moved and I arrived into the jokes collection
crazypikachu: i'm depressed and my biggest wish in life is to be dead.
kerns: i don't like math and actually am sort of artistic
mugas: i'm introverted and am absolutely obsessed with zodiac signs
noonoo: i like snowboarding and get self-conscious of my hair when it's wet
adri: i hate math and am really really bad at it. i'm also an asthmatic
OliveGarden: i'm physically active (at least, compared to the other guys in jokes) and am good friends with kerns, crazypikachu, mugas, adri, and simplii
GrandpaLolo: i'm dirty-minded and take tenth grade kumon >:)
jackattack: i swear a lot
i tried not to put sensitive things that people might not want others to know here
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kerns: sweet as sugar
mugas: cold as ice
crazypikachu: cross me once
jackattack, holding two rifles: i shoot you twice
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the jokes cast playing laser tag
simplii: *refereeing* (i can't english) itzza is eliminated for pushing over jackattack and using real guns instead of a laser gun
chatnoob2: *in the lobby, drinking smoothies and eating choco pies*
TurtleKnight: *shooting people* i'm a valorant epic gamer
Itzza: *eliminated for pushing over jackattack, stabbing him sixty-three times, and using real guns instead of a laser gun*
saltyNate: *playing like a normal person*
panther: *also playing like a normal person*
crazypikachu: DIE
kerns: *hiding in a corner* *saltyNate shoots her* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mugas: *stealth* humanity can go die in a hole *shoots jackattack*
noonoo: *never got in* i'm too old for laser tag *is truthfully afraid of the dark*
adri: FOR TOM HOLLAND *shoots kerns*
OliveGarden: *reading*
GrandpaLolo: *trying to play but gets shot too many times*
jackattack: *jumping on top of GrandpaLolo like a trampoline* THIS IS FUUUUUUUUUUUN
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done
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joke collection :) 2
Humora bunch of jokes about me and my (new) friends crazypikachu: kray kray. loves books and writing. short. funny. zodiac sign: sagittarius kernels/kerns: bad at sports. also likes reading. sort of bossy. nice. zodiac sign: sagittarius noonoo: likes wa...
