I am bored and Random and some parents are in this :3
Curse warning
Shia: Dominic, I'm afraid.
Dominic: Just stay close to Tech.
Shia: That's why I'm afraid.
*Something crashes*
Tech: Shoot-
Shia: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Dominic: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Shia: What time is it?
Tech: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Tech: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Dominic: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Tech: It's 2 am
Shia: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Tech: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Dominic: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Shia: So, Dominic is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Tech: Why?
Shia: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Dominic, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass
Tech, watching power lines fall down: Shia, Dominic! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
Shia: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Dominic: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Shia: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Dominic: But I heard a siren.
Sammy: That was Tech.
Tech: Sorry, I got nervous.
Sammy: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Shia: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Dominic: I got distracted halfway through.
Tech: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Dominic: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Sammy: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Shia: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Tech: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
Shia: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Dominic: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Shia: What about it? They are.
Dominic: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Dominic: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Shia: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Sammy: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Tech: I like the yellow ones.
Shia and Dominic: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Tech: Dominic! I can't do this stupid math!
Dominic: What's the math problem?
Tech: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
Sammy, covering Shia's ears, while Dominic smacks Tech upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Dominic: Tech, we're hungry!
Shia: Tech! What's for dinner?
Sammy: We're hungry, Tech!
Tech, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Sammy, Tech & Dominic: *screaming*
Shia: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Dominic?!
Sammy: Wait, why are you asking Dominic that when Tech and I are also here?
Shia: Because Dominic wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Dominic: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Random: It was Tech.
Sammy: It was Tech.
Shia: Tech broke it.
Tech:
Tech: ...yOU PROMISED-
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