Susie: *Takes a sip of milk*
Susie: GAG COUGH-
Susie: Is this expired?
Susie: *Takes another sip*
———
Berdly: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Kris: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Susie: YO SOCRATES! ITS A FUCKIN COOKIE!
———
Kris: I have a problem.
Susie: Kill it.
Kris: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
———
Lancer: *Upset*
Susie: Lancer, what happened? I haven't seen you this sad since you found out CandyLand isn't a real country.
———
Berdly: I took a personality test and got an A+.
———
Noelle: Christmas lights?
Ralsei: Check.
Noelle: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Ralsei: Check.
Noelle: Santa suits?
Ralsei: Check.
Noelle: Tree?
Ralsei: Check.
Susie: Alibi and Bail money?
Ralsei: Check- wait, WHAT?!
———
Kris: While I'm gone, you're in charge, Lancer!
Lancer: Yes!
Kris, whispering to Ralsei: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.
Ralsei: ..Can't say I didn't expect that.
———
Claus: Hey, wanna tarot reading?
Jevil: ..Those are Pokémon cards.
Claus: You got a Magikarp!
Jevil: :D
Claus: It means "fuck you."
———
Eptor: It's locked. Got a lock pick?
Eloise: Yeah-
Claus: *kicks in the door*
Eptor:
Eloise:
Claus: Yeet.
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Deltarune stuff
FanfictionWhere I feature a bunch of Deltarune theories, occasional oneshots, memes, art, my shitload of AUs, (I actually only have four-) and some storylines about my Deltarune ocs, Eptor the brave human warrior, Eloise the shy monster mage, and Claus the da...
