𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐓. K. Kozume [✓]

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cw: cussing

2:56 P.M.

currently, you were at a some-what cafe for lunch. it was just kenma and you, since charlotte didnt wanna come.

"is this a date" you jokingly ask, expecting a "no" from the boy sitting in front of you.

"eh, depends."

"what am i supposed to do with that..?"

"figure it out yourself"

"kenma, youre so rude. i swear to god if you dont unsaltify yourself im literally gonna mail you back to japan"

"unsaltify?" kenma chuckles at the made-up word

"do i need to repeat myself?"

"no, you dont"

"okay well talk to me now"

"greetings my oh so dear y/n"

"i asked you to be nice, not a british gentleman from the 1940s. what's not clicking?"

"fine then"

"hello y/n"

"hello kenma"

"what the fuck do i say now" he asks

"you're asking me as if you'd do whatever i say"

"just for this special occasion, i will. well, almost everything." he said, emphasising the "almost"

"use your best pick-up lines on me"

"what"

"do it"

"fine, um... "

"there's something so gorgeous in your eyes"

"what is it?"

"my reflection" kenma smugly smiled

"im done" you said as you lightly slammed your wrists onto the table and stood up tucking your chair in, and as soon as you started walking away, kenma said,