Fracture: Unhinged [Yoonseok FF]

• Unwanted Guest •

Cum Sluts🍆💪🏻👄💖

Taeconda🍆💦

Omg Hoseok, I'm so sorry we left you at that party😭

Junglecock 🍆💪🏻💦

We didn't mean to, but we panicked when the cops showed up 😭😭

Thottus Park👄💦

I should be the one to apologize. I left him alone on the dance floor

Junglecock🍆💪🏻💦

True. You left our fair maiden for dick.

Taeconda 🍆💦

And not just any dick. It was Jin hyungs super tuna

Junglecock 🍆💪🏻💦

Did you just call Jin hyungs dick a super tuna??? 😂😂😂😂💀

Thottus Park 👄💦

Fuck off 🤺 Anyways, I'm really sorry hyung for blowing you off. I feel like a terrible friend and I hope this doesn't cause a tear in our friendship

Protector of Small Animals 💖💦

First, why is the group chat called cum sluts? And second, I felt a little hurt you left me behind to go dance, but I forgive you. Just don't leave me again.

Thottus Park 👄💦

I promise I wont. I'll stick to you like glue next time we go out.

Taeconda🍆💦

Or more like a second penis🍆🍆

Thottus Park 👄💦

I'm standing right next to you, Tae. I can easily punch you

Junglecock🍆💪🏻💦

It was Taehyung's idea to name the group chat cum sluts. But we can change it if it makes you uncomfortable

Taeconda🍆💦

Oh yeah? That's if you can reach me with those short arms🤺🤺

Thottus Park 👄💦

Jungkook, hold this bitch. I'm going to kill him!🥊

Protector of Small Animals 💖💦

No it's fine. I find it funny. So, did you all get back home safely?

Taeconda🍆💦

Ow! Jimin punched me on my love handles 😭

Thottus Park 👄💦

You deserved that, slut.

Junglecock🍆💪🏻💦

Yeah, we all met up at Jimin hyung's house and washed up there. How about you? How did you get away from the cops?

Protector of Small Animals 💖💦

I was lucky enough to out run them, then I went back to my job and took a shower there. My boss freaked out on me and I had to lie and say it was animal blood