Drug of choice - ashtray

XV

Ever since I moved in with ash and fez I'd done my own fair share of housework. Once Faye moved in, I had gotten her to do a lot of the small things that needed doing, she was much to clueless do do anything involved with the drug business. I had not long told her to take the bins out when she came back in in and told me the creepy old guy from the other day was outside the house in a car. I didn't trust he would still be there by the time I went to get fez or ash so I grabbed the gun we kept under the kitchen counter and ran out.
"What the fuck are you doing" I said cocking the gun pointed at the mans head.
"Woah" he put his hands up
"Out the car"I said
He got out without hesitation. I pushed him in front of me, walked him into the house and
sat him down on a chair.
Faye was sitting on the couch smoking.
"Faye, go get fez and ash"I said still pointing the gun at his head.
They both walked in not long after followed by Faye who plopped back down onto the couch.
"What's he doing here"fez said
"Found him in his car watching the fucking house" I said
"Your free to deal with him" I said, to lazy to carry on holding this gun up to his head , ash walked up to me and took over. I sat down the other end of the couch and took the joint of Faye.
"So first you come to my fucking job, asking all these weird ass questions like the feds, now she finds you outside my house, what the fuck is you doing man" fez said
"Your free to call the cops" he said
"Why the fuck would I do that"fez said annoyed
"Well it's either call the cops, let me go, or-" he paused and looked up at ashtray.
"Kill me" he said
"What the fuck man, what's with your family, are you all just a bunch of fucking assholes" fez said
"You beat up my son" he said
"Yea well he deserved it man, he's a fucking bitch"fez said
"Oh ok tough guy"he said
Ash hit him hard with the end of the gun
"Owhh, fuck!why did you do that" he asked
"Because, your in no position to talk shit" ash said
"I'm warning you,hit me one more-"ash hit him again
"Fuck!"he said
I couldn't stifle my laughter. But then I had an idea. I made my way over decided to test my theory.
"Why don't you call the cops"I said thoughtfully. Ash looked at me flabbergasted
"The chief of police will really-" ash hit him again, and again, and again.
"Bruh chill out man"fez said calmly
I waved him down, still looking at cal thoughtfully
"This guy don't want the fucking cops involved" I said softly
"Look" I walked over to ash and grabbed his phone out his jeans putting it on the table next to cal.
"Call the cops" I said
"I will!" He said
"Dial" I said still in the same soft tone
"She said dial bitch"ash repeated hitting him again for good measure
We really did have a good cop bad cop thing going on I thought.
"If you've got nothing to hide, call the cops"I said this time a slight hint of teasing in my voice.
Yet again ash hit him hard in the side of his head
"Stop" cal repeated
"He's not stopping, call the cops" I said more demandingly
"Told you" I said looking around at everyone
"I know you and your drug addict sister, that girl, tried to extort my son"cal said
"What" I said laughing
"Coz of what I did to her friend" I seemed to be putting the pieces together faster than everyone else.
"What did you do to her friend" I asked, resuming my calm tone of voice. I already thought I knew the answer.
"What the fuck are you talking about man"fez asked
"You know, the blonde" he said, more for fez than the rest of us.
"Jules" I said looking up at fez. Who had no idea who cal was taking about
"Look man I didn't know she was 17" he said, confirming my suspicions
"You telling me you had sex with jewel"fez asked
"Fez it's jules"I said. Trying not to let fez break me out of my trail of thoughts.
"Who's jewel"Faye asked
"What the fuck man"fez said
"Do I know jewel"Faye asked
"Nate told you we where trying to extort him right?" I asked
"I just want the disc"cal said
"What disk!" Fez asked
Everything was slowly starting to make sense.
"Of jewel and I"cal said
"Yo you recorded that shit" fez said
"I didn't know" cal said
"You didn't know you where recording!"fez said
"I fucked up"cal said
"Obviously man, yo who the fuck even told you I have a shit about this anyway"fez said
"Nate did" I muttered
"My son" cal said
"Your son the one that's in love with jules"fez said
"I'm extremely confused" cal said
"Your confused, I'm fucking confused bro" fez said
"Nates the one extorting jules" I said
"What" cal said
"I mean why else hasn't jules told anyone, unless he has something on her"I said
"No, you keep threatening to go to the police. Nate was sticking up for me the he-"cal said pointing at fez
"Beat him up for it" cal finished
"You really believe anything nate sais" I said to cal
I gathered all the information I had to far to come to a conclusion. Including things rue had told me. Even something lexi told me rue said about a guy called Tyler jules was talking to.
"You fucked jules right? You recorded it, now the disc is gone,we don't have that disc." I started
"Somehow Nate found out, and not long after that jules started anonymously texting with someone online, it wouldn't be unreasonable to say she shared some things that could be used to blackmail her, because she told rue who told me that she was falling in love with this guy. Jules testified for Nate. Why would jules, someone who was supposedly extorting your son, lie to the feds for him. Especially when we all know that he's guilty." I said
Cal seemed t realise everything in that moment his eyes widened for a while then he looked ashamed. After sitting in silence for a while he asked
"Do you mind if I just leave,I'm not gonna say a word about anything I swear" he said
"Imma let you walk up outta here on one condition,keep your bitch ass son outta my life forever, and rues and abbis and jules, till the end of fucking time, you understand?"fez said
"I promise"cal said
"Get this motherfucker up outta here ash"fez said
 

Dry asss fucking chapter. I hate it so much omggg. I have no idea what to write. Rn I feel like I'm just character building. Like when she was at Lauries with ash in the cupboard and she explained and now like she's putting all the pieces of the puzzle together like it's nothing. It's all just me trying to make this character so complex and interesting. Idk I'm trying ok?!
Anyway how was it. What do you think