Who tf are y'all?

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A/N: hello, you beauties and welcome to this random textfic. I'll probably upload this more than the other fic, cuz I have more freedom here and don't have to follow any storyline
All characters that are underage will be aged up, so don't worry
Anyway, hope y'all enjoy this shit <3

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Precious Gentleman - Jonathan Joestar

Bri'ish American - Joseph Joestar

WentToGetTheMilk - Jotaro Kujo

DontInsultMyHair - Josuke Higashikata

DrugsAreBadMkay? - Giorno Giovanna

Fatherless child - Jolyne Cujoh

LegsAreForTheWeak - Johnny Joestar

MoreBallsThanYouLol - Josuke (Gappy) Higashikata

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I was going on with my day, doin stuff like taking care of my pets, goin to work, etc. Boring as always. Wish something interesting could happen. I dunno, we'll see what'll happen...
And then, something happened.

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🍓 Your POV 🍓

I was slowly going back home after taking my dog, whose name is (Dog's name), for a walk. Today was a rather exhausting day at work, so I don't feel like cooking my own food. I'll just order something instead.

*Smol time skip brought by.. nothing lol*

"This walk felt like it took hours.. my back is hurting like hell, damn. I really need to take a break"
I thought to myself. Suddenly, I hear my phone making a lot more noises than usual.

*Ping*
*Ping*
*Ping*
*Ping*

I wanted to put my phone on silent mode, because I thought that some person i couldn't care less about started to bombard me with random texts. But once I opened my phone, I saw that that wasn't the case.

You were added to the 'JoJoestars' groupchat

"...Huh? Who are they? And why the hell did they add me to their groupchat??... Guess there's only one way to find out..."

Everyone welcome 'unknown' to the group!

(Precious Gentleman) Could someone be so kind and tell me who this 'unknown' person is?

(Bri'ish American) Idk but maybe they're hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(DrugsAreBadMkay?) It was I who added her, Jonathan. I used to work with her until I changed my occupation.

(Precious Gentleman) Oh! Well, any friend of yours is a friend of mine, Giorno! Welcome, new friend to our groupchat :-)
Also, please be respectful towards this lady, Joseph.

(Unknown) Uhhh.. hi?? Who are you guys?
Also, damn Giorno, haven't talked in a while, eh? Nice to see you're alive 👍

(Precious Gentleman) My apologies, friend! I am Jonathan Joestar, the oldest brother of the Joestar family! It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss.

(DrugsAreBadMkay?) It sure has been a while, I missed talking to you
And you already know my name

(Bri'ish American) heyyy bby ❤️💕 Names joseph, but you can call me anytime 😘

(Unknown) UhHHhhH-
We jus met, Chief
Chile bro
Anyway, what abt the others here??

(Bri'ish American) oof-
Big sad :') but ill get u to like me bby 💞💕💕

(Precious Gentleman) @WentToGetTheMilk is Jotaro Kujo
He is the 4th in order, and he was once a delinquent. Thank goodness he changed later on in life. @Fatherless Child is the youngest and the only girl out of us all.
Her name is Jolyne Cujoh
@DontInsultMyHair is the older twin brother of @ MoreBallsThanYouLol their names are both Josuke Higashikata, but we call the younger twin 'Gappy' in order for us to know who is who
@LegsAreForTheWeak is my younger twin, and we both have the same name too
But we call him 'Johnny' for the same reason as the Josuke's.
I hope you can comprehend what I just told you :-)
Now, could you introduce yourself to us, please?

(Unknown) oh yeah sure
My name's (Y/N), but you can call me (N/N) if you'd like
Also could i uhhh.. change my name here? I don't wanna be known as 'unknown' here lol

(DrugsAreBadMkay) Yes of course
Just tell me what you'd like your name to be

(Unknown) hmmmmm lemme think bro
How about 'i like turtles 🐢'?

(DrugsAreBadMkay?) alright
I can do that
Just give me a second

(DrugsAreBadMkay?) And done
If you ever want to change it again, just inform me

(I like turtles 🐢) awww hecK yeah bishessss (⌐■-■)

(Bri'ish American) bby pls go out w/ me <333 ilysm already 😘😍
Once we meet up we could.. do something special 😏

(I like turtles 🐢) I'll do that once February 30th will exist (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

(Precious Gentleman) Joseph! Please be respectful towards her! Goodness, you're probably making her uncomfortable.
I apologize for his actions, (Y/N)

(Bri'ish American) D:
Cmon dont be like this
I promise you im not that baddddd
Lets meet up plss 🙏🙏

(DrugsAreBadMkay?) I will be going for now
It was nice talking to you again,
(Y/N)
I hope we can talk tomorrow again
Ciao👋

(Precious Gentleman) I will be taking my leave now too. It was a pleasure talking to you, (Y/N)! I hope we can talk tomorrow! :-D

(I like turtles 🐢) lmao nope
I ain't goin no where with you hoseph
Joseph*
We just met, and not even irl bro
Also ttyl Jonathan and Giorno ✌️✌️
Have a good time doin whatever you're doin

(Bri'ish American) ill getchu someday
S o m e d a y
Anyway imma take my leave now too
Ttyl bby 😘💞💕

(I like turtles 🐢) aighttt
Ttyl bros ✌️

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"What did I get myself into?"

After all of that, I finally ordered my damn dinner, ate it once it arrived, took a shower right after and went to bed.

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