meet the bad bois

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(A/N) Ok so
Just so y'all know, in the beginning of the chapter(s), I'm only gonna add new user names
So like, ones that we haven't seen in the last chapter and appear in the ones they appear in for the first time
I think that's easy to understand soooo
Yea
Enjoy? Idk lol

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BloodSuckingBanana - DIO

AztecBodyBuilder - Kars

GoodAztecBodyBuilder - Wamuu

HotBloodedAztecBodyBuilder - Esidisi

YoungAztecBodyBuilder - Santana

Hand fucker - Kira Yoshikage

21stCenturySchizoidBoy - Doppio

21stCenturySchizoidMan - Diavolo

DIOism = Best Religion - Pucci

Better version of Trump - Funny Valentine

DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets - Diego 'Dio' Brando

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🐢Your POV 🐢

*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Bee-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DAMN ALARM CLOCK! I FUCKING GET IT!! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AND FEED MY PETS AND THEN GO TO WORK DAMMIT!!"

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*Beep*
*Be-
*Click*

"Ugh, what a great way to start the day... Whatever.. I'll just go get ready"

I went over to my wardrobe and picked out my uniform. By the way, did I mention I work as a vet? No?....
..........
That's because I don't, I work at the counter of a veterinarian clinic, but that's all so far. But at least I don't have to pay as much if any of my pets get hurt, and I can see a lot of other pets that belong to the variety of people. Anyway, after I had put on my uniform, I went to my kitchen to eat something and check what happened on my phone. I made myself some eggs and toast with (drink of choice) and went to see what happened on my phone.

You have 50+ new messages

"Oh goodness graciOUs, how many unread messages?! What the hell were these guys up to while I was asleep!!?"

But then I noticed another notification.

You were added to the 'Fuck the Joestars✨💅' groupchat

"Huh? I got added to another groupchat? Who the hell added me? I'll check that out later, in the meantime I'll say hi to the Joestars"

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(DontInsultMyHair) ayo @MoreBallsThanYouLol did u eat all of my mochi before going out to work or whatever ur doing rn?

(MoreBallsThanYouLol) huh??? No i didnt
Why do you always accuse me of that?!
Also im dealing with the dreaded joshu rn just so yk

(DontInsultMyHair) then where tf is my dam mochi?!! 😡😡

(I like turtles 🐢) lmao y'all are ridiculous
Also why shouldn't i insult your hair bro?

(MoreBallsThanYouLol) IDK DON'T ASK ME ABT IT
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) And who are you, new person?
:O

(DontInsultMyHair) thats bcuz its a deathwish @I like Turtles 🐢
Also ye wgo r u
(DontInsultMyHair) Who* dammit

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