Niki: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?
Aria: Existence is a prison and being your bunk mate is maximum security.Jay: Where's Niki?
Aria: Doing stuff
Jay: I don't like where this is going, where's Jungwon?
Aria: He's stopping Niki from doing stuff
Jay: Jake?
Aria: he's stopping Jungwon from stopping Niki so he can do stuff
Jay: And you?
Aria: I'm distracting you while Niki does stuffSunghoon: (Sends a picture) Look at that angle
Aria: Don't you mean angel?
Sunghoon: I was talking about my jaw line but yeah, that tooJungwon: Can you do me a favour?
Aria: I will literally cover up a murder or arson that you committed, plant my DNA on the scene, and take the blame for you if you asked.
Jungwon:
The rest of the boys:
Aria:
Jungwon: Can you do the dishes?
Aria: No :) *skips away into her room as her hair whips from left to right*Niki, 17, ready to annoy anyone at any given opportunity.
Aria, 16, easily annoyed.Aria: *sneezes*
Sunoo:
Aria: You're not even going to say 'bless you'?
Sunoo: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.Aria: Can I sit here?
Heeseung: That's my lap
Aria:
Aria: That doesn't answer my questionJake: *curses*
The boys: *freeze with whatever they're doing*
Heeseung: *silently hits Jake for cursing in front of Aria*
Jungwon: *waiting for what's to come as the stare down aria*
Aria: What?
The boys: *sigh*
*a few seconds later*
Aria: *curses*
*The boys all look at Jake before he starts to run**Maya and Aria walking in the woods *
Maya: This is my special place, I come here whenever I'm sad
Aria: Aww, that you for showing it to m-
Maya: Lol who am I kidding, we're lost*Company Maknae Line together on V live*
Aria: Don't let anyone ruin your day!
Mire: It's your day!
Maya: Ruin it yourself!
Eunchae: Exactly!
Kyujin: Periodt!
Hyein: *whispers*Are we safe?
Leeseo: Just smile and nod love, smile and nod.Kyujin: I have an idea.
Aria: A good idea?
Kyujin: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.Niki: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Aria: It's a book. There are a lot of those in here, this is a library.Aria: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Aria: Not you Heeseung. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.Jake: I wasn't that drunk.
Aria: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jake: BECAUSE YOU ARE!Aria with a gun to Maya's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Maya: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
O6 liners: 🧍♀️*Yeonjun at Aria's Inkigayo dressing room along with Kyujin*
Yeonjun: The boys want to say hi so they're coming in
Aria unprepared: wait-
*TXT chaotic as always saying their hi's*
Yeonjun plotting against Aria for entertainment: And you remember Beomgyu don't you?
Beomgyu: Of course she does, we meet all the time *swings an arm around her shoulder*
*Aria starts to malfunction and goes red*
Kyujin: This is my cue, alright guys we have to go
*drags Aria out of the room while dazed*
Kyujin: You're hopeless
Beomgyu: *oblivious* Is she okay?
Taehyun, Soobin, and Kai: *facepalm*
Yeonjun knowing exactly what he did: *shrugs with a smug smile* who knows?

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FanfictionAria Chun, a British Korean girl ventures into the world of Kpop with the help of her brother and falls into the hands of seven chaotic males under a crackhead company with more crackheads but at least they're successful. Please welcome the nation's...