We cut to the top of Blue Base where we see Tucker, Church, and Caboose.
Church: (Looks at Caboose) Let me get this straight. You gave this guy our flag
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad! Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?
Tucker: (Sees Donut) There! There he is!
Church immediately grabs his sniper rifle and looks through the scope
Church: Where? Oh! Yeah! Oh, I got him! He's sneaking around the back of the cliffs
Tucker: He must be one smart son of bitch
(With Donut)
We cut to Donut walking around before looking around and stopping
Donut: Aw, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
(With the Blues)
Church: Oh, shit. Hey, Tucker, look at his armor. It's red
Tucker: Aw man! That means it's their sergeant
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses
Caboose: Uh, you know, he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well, let's take him out, then
Church: Roger that. Okay. (Aims at Donut) Say goodnight, Sarge
Church then fires four shots of the sniper rifle and misses on all of them
(Meanwhile: With Donut)
Donut: (Crouches) Son of a bitch!
(Meanwhile: With the blues)
Church: (Lowes the sniper rifle) Aw, crap (Notices Tucker is looking at him) What?
Tucker: You're really not very good with that thing, are you?
(Meanwhile: With Donut)
Donut: (Waves the flag at Blue Base) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember?!
(Meanwhile: With The Blues)
Tucker: Oh, great. Now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing
Church: Alright, that's it! I've had it! (Looks at Caboose) Rookie, you stay here! Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass!
Caboose: Right!
Church and Tucker then head in front of a green portal
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go!
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already test the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and? So what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what all this is all about, then? You're afraid of a little black stuff?
Tucker: Yes! I am! I am afraid of black stuff
Church: Tucker (Aims an assault rifle at him)I almost hate to do this to you
Tucker: You wouldn't
Church: You know, I look at it this way. Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or, B, we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know aren't people
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there
Tucker: Crap. Alright (Looks at the teleporter) One! Two!
Tucker then enters the teleporter and Caboose and Church look at the other side where he is supposed to teleport but after a while, he doesn't appear
Caboose: Huh. He didn't come out the other side
Chuch: Yeeeeah...I've, uh...I've decided I'm not going to use the teleporter. Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
Church then jumps down the base and starts to chase Donut
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to the top of Red Base where we see Grif and Simmons as Grif looks through the sniper scope
Callan: (Comes up) I heard gunshots! What's going on?
Simmons: Nothing! You and Grif are just hearing things
Grif: "Sigh" I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like, bam! Bam! Bam!
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams
Grif: Bam. Wait (Sees Church through the sniper) We got a blue guy on the move out there
Callan: Blue guy?
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: (Looks to the left and sees Donut) Oh crap. It's Donut
Callan: Donut?
Grif: Yeah, and he's got something. It looks like...(Sees Donut holding the flag) Callan, Simmons... Get in the warthog
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma
Grif: I'm serious! Donut has the flag!
Callan: Oh scrap baskets (Why the hell did I even write this?) Okay, um to the Warthog then
Simmons: You mean Pu-
Callan: NOW!
Callan leaves and Grif and Simmons follow behind as the screen fades black
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Red Vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...
