Blueflameknight: Previously on Red Vs Blue
Lopez: Donut regresa con una armadura rosa. Tengo mi unidad de habla. Pero ahora hablo español. Emoticon Triste. {Donut returns wearing pink armor. I got my speech unit. But I speak Spanish now. Emoticon Sad}
Blueflameknight: Now onto the chapter
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We open outside of blue base where we see the blues and Tex. Tex then looks at Tex
Tex: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you
Tucker and Caboose look at Church
Church: (Stares at Tex) I save you from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you square with me?
Tucker and Caboose then look at Tex
Tex: Because I didn't kill you back at Sidewinder
Tucker and Caboose then look back at Church
Church: You know, I don't really see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favor
Tucker and Caboose then look back at Tex
Tex: Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now
Church: No, you can't! I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!
Caboose: (Upset) STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING! Can't you see that you're tearing us apart?! WHAT ABOUT US!?
Tex: What about you?
Caboose: We helped you too. And what do we get? Nothing!
Tex: Well yeah, but...
Church: Yeah, but nothin'. He's got a point
Tex: I did help them get the flag back
Tucker: Yeah, but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor. We could have just let you rot in the Red Army prison. It wouldn't have made any difference to us
Tex: Fine, I'll stay here as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm out of here. What do you need to me to do
Tucker: I have no idea. If you knew how to fix a tank, I would have you do that
Tex: Okay
Caboose: W-Wait, you-you know how to fix Sheila? I love you
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to the top of Red Base where we see Callan, Grif, Donut, and Simmons as Lopez talks to them
Grif: Man, first he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up. (Looks at Simmons) What's he saying?
Simmons: (Look at Grif) What are you asking me for?
Grif: Well you know, because you're uh...A Latino persuasion.
Simmons: Simmons isn't a Spanish name, you dumbass. I'm Dutch-Irish
Grif: But I thought-eh never mind (Looks at Callan) What's he saying
Callan: Honestly, he saying something about why he's named..."Lopez The Heavy"? It's a bit complicated
Grif: Well that sounds stupid
The three then begin to become quiet
Donut: I'm from Iowa!
Callan/Grif/Simmons: Nobody cares!
(Meanwhile)
We cut to Tucker, Tex, Church, and Caboose sneaking up to Sheila
Church: Okay, take it easy guys. When I was over at the Red Base, I saw they've already got their jeep fixed. So, whatever you do, don't let them see us before we get Sheila back online.
Tex walks up to Sheila and Caboose looks at Church
Caboose: Okay, okay. Even if we get Sheila fixed, how are we going to turn her over? I mean, it's-it's not like as if we could just
Tex then easily flips Sheila to the other side and Caboose looks at Tex
Caboose: Oh. She is a very strong lady
Church: I'm the one that's the lease visible, so I'm gonna head up here to higher ground, I'll keep an eye on the Red Base. If I see anything, I'll let you know
Caboose: Great, I'll come with you!
Church: That kinda defeats the purpose, Caboose
Caboose: Okay. What if I'm really...Really...Quiet
Church: Do you even understand what the term "Visibility" Means?
Caboose: Ahaha, ahhhh....Good one Church
Church: Seriously, you don't know what it means, do you?
Caboose: Uh no
Church: Caboose, just stay here man, and try not to swallow your tongue or anything like that
Tucker: Just watch the Red Base, and tell us id you see any movement
Tucker then walks up to Tex as she is welding on the tank
Tucker: So, I suppose if you're helping us, you're not as mean as I thought
Tex stops and looks at Tucker
Tex: I wouldn't say i'm mean, I just get hired to do mean things
Tucker: Yeah, but you like it
Tex: Well, I think it's important to enjoy what you do
Tucker: So, let's say I paid you to kill Caboose
Tucker then looks at Caboose as he sees him at a hill looking at Red Base. He then looks back at Tex
Tucker: You will still do it right? Even though you're supposed to be helping us
Tex: Is this a hypothetical discussion, or should we start talking numbers?
Tucker: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about this anymore
We then see Church at the ledge where he died as he looks down at Tucker
Church: Hey, Tucker!
Tucker: (Looks at Church) WHAT?!
Church: What the hell is my body still doing up here!?
Tucker: That's part of being dead, Chruch. Your body doesn't really move around much anymore. Maybe you haven't fully grasped the concept yet.
Church: Alright, well, let me rephrase that, then. Why in the hell haven't you buried my body yet?
Tucker: Buried? With what? All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you me to do, shoot you a grave?
Church: Well, then how about shipping me back home? You know, let the loved ones pay a little respect
Tucker: Well Church, here's your girlfriend (Looks at Tex) Tex, as one of Church's loved ones, would you like to pay your respects?
Tex then looks away and heads back to fixing Sheila
Tucker: That was a stirring eulogy. Rest in peace, good buddy!
The screen then fades to black
THE END
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