We open to the top of Red Base where we see Grif, Simmons, and Callan standing at the edge as Lopez was just standing behind them
Simmons: (Looks at Grif and Callan) Hey?
Grif/Callan: Yeah?
Simmons: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch
Callan: "Sigh" I really need to ask to transfer out of this damn outpost
Suddenly Lopez begins to spasm out of control. Simmons and Callan turn around and notices Lopez acting strange
Simmons: Huh? What's wrong with Lopez?
Grif: (Turns around) I don't care
Callan: Hey, Lopez, you alright?
Lopez stops spasming and looks at the three
Lopez (Church): Chicos, necesito daros... vosotros... una... advertencia... ¿qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando español? ¡No sé español! {Guys, I need to give...You...A...Warning...What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!}
Simmons: Um....Sure (Looks at Callan) Cal?
Callan: Honestly, I don't know.
Lopez (Church): ¡No, escúchame! ¡La mala mujer te va a matar! ¡Está arreglando el tanque! {No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank}
Callan: Mean woman? (Realizes) Tex?
(Meanwhile: Blue Base)
We cut to the Tucker and Caboose on the edge of the cliff. Tucker then sees Tex almost done fixing the tank
Tucker: Aw crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila! I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.
Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, Please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-
Tucker: "Sigh" Yes (Looks at Caboose) You can be the one who radios Church
Caboose: Thanks, man (Opens COMMS) Calling Church. Come in Church. This is your close, personal friend, Primate O'Malley.
Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose
Caboose: (Looks at Tucker) I never said that, you guys did!
Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?
Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult (Opens COMMS) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification...Of your...mission...ness. "Clears Throat" How is your progression?
Lopez (Church): "¡Furgón de cola! ¡Aquí nadie me escucha! ¡Solo puedo hablar español por alguna razón!" {"Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!"}
Caboose:..........(Looks at Tucker) He says he wants to talk to you
Tucker then hears something activating and looks down to see the tank working
Sheila: "Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank?"
Tucker: Oh, shit. We got trouble.
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut back to Simmons, Callan, and Grif, as they stare at Lopez
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Red Vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...
