Zodiac High

*Spirit Halloween Store*

*Taurus and Gemini are browsing around for the perfect Halloween costume.*
TAURUS: We should go as Betty and Veronica from the Archie's comics. I'll be Veronica.
GEMINI: No. *Admiring the Wednesday Addams teen costume.* Isn't Scorpio having an Addams Family theme for her birthday party this year?
TAURUS: Yep.
GEMINI: We should crash it.
TAURUS: That would be fun. *Examines pink Power Ranger costume.* Wait, isn't Aquarius invited?
GEMINI: I forgot he was. Nevermind then.
TAURUS: Hello! I don't have a plus one or invite.
GEMINI: I mean you punched her best friend in the face.
TAURUS: Libra deserved it.
GEMINI: Do you really want to be at a party that Libra is at?
TAURUS: Sagittarius is going to be at that party.
GEMINI: So. I'll be busy pissing off the birthday girl and dancing with my boyfriend.
TAURUS: Have y'all fucked yet?
GEMINI: *Checking out a Sailor Moon costume.* None of your business.
TAURUS: I'm surprised.
GEMINI: We're taking our sweet time.
TAURUS: You must really like him.
GEMINI: *Fake smiles.* Yep! You're a fool for leaving him.
TAURUS: A fool in love.
GEMINI: With an asshole.
TAURUS: Aquarius is an asshole too!
GEMINI: To you.
TAURUS: *Looks at friend.* Lately, you have been acting real bitchy to me.
GEMINI: I'm on my period.
TAURUS: That's not a good enough excuse.
GEMINI: You have been acting crazy ever since you got back with that loser. You have been embarrassing yourself and the whole dance team reputation.
TAURUS: This has nothing to do with the dance team.
GEMINI: We can't have a captain who does foolish shit for a guy. It makes us look bad.
TAURUS: You're the one with the fucked up reputation.
GEMINI: My reputation is just fine.
TAURUS: Yeah. It must be nice to have a reputation that you go after other people boyfriends.
GEMINI: You have a reputation as a pathetic loser. Faking a pregnancy to get  with Leo.
TAURUS: You're the one who told everyone at Homecoming.
GEMINI: Because it was wrong! He loved  Libra.
TAURUS: Not anymore.
GEMINI: He still loves her.
TAURUS: And Sag still loves Libra too.
GEMINI: I don't care no more! I have Aquarius.
TAURUS: Aka my ex.
GEMINI: Who hates you.
TAURUS: Because your ex blurted out that we had a threesome with Aries.
GEMINI: And you still went behind Cancer's back to do it with Aries.
TAURUS: I like to pretend that never happened.
GEMINI: But it did.
TAURUS: But Cancer hates you.
GEMINI: And Libra hates you.
TAURUS: I hate her too!
*Libra and Cancer stand behind Gemini and Taurus.*
LIBRA: And she hates you too!
*Taurus and Gemini face Libra and Cancer.*
TAURUS: Good!
LIBRA: *Smirks.* But your boyfriend still loves me!
TAURUS: Keep believing that.
LIBRA: He told me last night.
*A fuming Taurus walks up to Libra.*
LIBRA: If you hit me, you're going to jail.
GEMINI: Let's go Taurus.
TAURUS: What about our costumes?
GEMINI: We can find them at a different store.
CANCER: The trash is finally leaving.
GEMINI: At least I was smart enough not to get knocked up by an impulsive asshole.
CANCER: At least I don't date my friend's exes.
TAURUS: She does have a point.
GEMINI: If I wanted to, I can steal Aries away from you.
CANCER: He doesn't want you.
GEMINI: If he didn't want me, why did he cheat on you with me?
CANCER: Because you're a backstabbing slut. You stole Scorpio's boyfriend.
GEMINI: She took him away from me first!
CANCER: Sure.
LIBRA: We gotta stop talking to the less fortunate.
GEMINI: Less fortunate.
TAURUS: I'm richer than you!
LIBRA: Your parents are rich. Not you!
GEMINI: My less fortunate ass is going to fuck both Aries and Sagittarius.
TAURUS: What about Aquarius?
GEMINI: *Hisses.* Shut up!
CANCER: Always hoeing around.
GEMINI: This hoe never got pregnant.
CANCER: But you can't keep a relationship.
GEMINI: You settled in yours.
CANCER: You're dating Taurus' ex.
GEMINI: And Taurus is fine with that.
TAURUS: *Smiles proudly.* I got Leo!
LIBRA: For now! If I wanted him back, he will break up with you asap! *Snaps fingers.*
TAURUS: Sure.
*Libra pulls out her cellphone and dials Leo's number.* *She press the speaker button.*
LEO: *Answers on the second ring.* Hello.
LIBRA: I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date tonight. I miss you. I want to be with you again.
LEO: Hell fuck yeah! I knew you would come to your senses. What time--
*Libra hangs up on Leo as she grins at a shock Taurus.*
LIBRA: Told you bitch!
*Taurus runs out of the store.* *Gemini follows her best friend.*
LIBRA: That was fun!
CANCER: Indeed!