Zodiac High

*Girl's Bathroom*

*Taurus is adjusting her natural curly ringlets in the bathroom mirror as her ex-best friend enters.*
GEMINI: *Looks at Taurus.* Your hair looks pretty.
TAURUS: And you still look like trash.
GEMINI: I'm trying to be mature here.
TAURUS: *Faces Gemini.* Since when?
GEMINI: I don't know what Sagittarius sees in you.
TAURUS: He wants something new and fresh.
GEMINI: And a liar.
TAURUS: At least I'm loyal to my friends unlike you.
GEMINI: At least I'm not desperate to get guys.
TAURUS: You're calling me desperate?
GEMINI: You faked a pregnancy.
TAURUS: You backstabbed Cancer in the back and Aries still didn't end up with you.
GEMINI: And Leo never loved you.
TAURUS: He's so last year.
GEMINI: I forgot, you like dating other people leftovers.
TAURUS: Look who's talking.
GEMINI: You never fucked Aquarius. You missed out big time.
TAURUS: At least I didn't cheat on him.
GEMINI: I was on shrooms.
TAURUS: I have been on shrooms before and I never cheated on any of my boyfriends.
GEMINI: Kudos for you. You want a fucking cookie?
TAURUS: I feel so sorry for you. You don't have any friends.
GEMINI: I do. They don't fuck with you.
TAURUS: Like how the dance team don't fuck with you.
GEMINI: Yes they do.
TAURUS: Did Moonie give you an invite to her birthday party?
GEMINI: Who cares? I have plans.
TAURUS: Yeah right. No one wants to hangout with a loser like you. *Exits the bathroom.* Toddles whore!
GEMINI: While you're having fun at Moonie's birthday party, I'll be fucking the shit out of your boyfriend.