but in the end,

mother, why have thine forsaken me?

Ew, what is this?

Wait.

I fucking jinxed myself, didn't I?

I totally did. And it's gonna be one of those cases where the MC is totally OP and related to some big clan secretly, isn't it?

It is, isn't it?

.. I hate my life.

Well. I guess it's time to guess which big clan it'll be!

..Hm. You know what it's not even a question, its the Uchiha, isn't it?

God, if this was a fanfiction I bet so many people would hate it. Like, the stereotypical protag who is secretly a member of some big clan? Way overused, I swear to god.

Wait.

No.

Fucking.

Way.

My life is a goddamn fanfiction!

Well- I suppose I only have one goal for this next life-

Live.

Although if I get past the age of 15 I'll be ecstatic!

Won't this be fun?

Ew, am I being pushed out? YUCK. Can my mom wait till my internal monolog is over to give birth?

Wait, can I just like not come out of her..

Uhm.

Well.

YOU KNOW

In general? Guess not!

Ew, it is so bright my poor eyes I am going to cry

So I did! I started fucking bawling because goddamint it was so bright and my poor eyes can't handle that shit.

Oh wait, my mom's naming me. Good thing I took Japanese class in my past life!

"Ne, Yuka-san, how does Reiko sound?" My mother, a green haired beauty (and when I say beauty let me tell you- if I wasn't an infant and she wasn't my mom, I'd smash.) asked a kind looking white-haired girl- guess her names Yuka.

The woman gave a smile, "Lovely child? How cute. Fukui Reiko, hm?" My god that woman gives of mommy vibes can I have her instead? "Yuka! You tease!" My mother laughed, and the other women smiled, "Now, now Etsuko, I only speak the truth!"

My mother's name means Joyful Child? Cute.

Anyways, I suppose I am no longer 15-year old Katelyn 'Kate' Brown, and am now literal infant, Fukui Reiko. Which is kind of strange to me? I mean, in my last life, my mother was Japanese, and my father was American, but in this life? Both of my parents are Japanese-

Well, more like only my mom, because my dad is CLEARLY 6ft under. Sad.

My new mother, Etsuko, took great care of me during our stay in the hospital, and that only continued when she picked me up and took me home.

My new home in this world is a traditional-style Japanese home, as seen from the exterior, and I'm beginning to think my new mom is a neat freak. Fun!

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This is a crackfic. Yeah.