Asked for by my brother lol
Roy: So this is our first question huh. Alright, but this seems a bit... unnecessary
Riza: Why do you say that? I would like to know the answer to this too. I see you watching Hayate when on missions and you want a dog very obviously.
Roy: Noooo no... see here's the thing,
Riza: Yes?
Roy: Hayate is awesome. He's protective, he's loyal, and he's a valuable asset to the team. The thing is that he is your dog and why on earth would I dare to take your dog. That would be a terrible decision.
Riza: So you're saying you're not going to take my dog because he belongs to me, sir? Are you saying that that is the only reason for not taking my dog?
Roy: What- I never said I was going to take your dog!
Riza:
Roy:
Roy: Ok, moving on...
Riza: Would you have taken Black Hayate if you had gotten the chance?
Roy: Well I was going to but Fuery thought I shouldn't have him because something about "loyalty and what's wrong with you people" I don't remember.... But I definitely would've. And now that I think about it you're a much better owner for him than I would've been.
Riza: Thank you sir.
Stenographer: Aw that's cute, a compliment
Riza: what?
Stenographer: oh sorry... please continue 👀
Roy: Did you literally just draw eyes on the page?
Stenographer: Um (￣ヘ￣） yea
Roy: Who is this being sent to what are you doing I---
Stenographer: Hey my dude chill! It's just being put online!
Roy: Huh- wait what--
Stenographer: Ok we're done, moving on!
---- hey hey stop! No don't tear the page Hayate stop don't eat it!
Roy: How are you still writing this down
Stenographer: Skills my dude. Skills.
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I DaRe you to ask Roy!~~ a reply to fans comments
FanfictionAsk our boy Roy Mustang a question and he'll do his utmost to answer it. With help, of course, from his irreplaceable subordinate Riza Hawkeye. Hey y'all! Try to keep this at least pg-13.... but other than that go for it! (Also all art is not by me...
