Citrus: Hey, remember that time me and Shuff had a fight over that ceramic figurine?
One: (Annoyed) Yes, and you did a horrid job at apologizing for it.
Citrus: ...So I had this weird dream that includes me and Shuff.
Citrus's POV
So me and Shuff were in Teslo's kitchen, and Shuff was at the dinner table while I was near the fridge.
Citrus: (Calm) So, what would you like to drink?
I opened the fridge to check what was in stock, except the only thing in the fridge were random drinks and some plastic bottle labeled "Nixel stuff".
Citrus: We have water, a coconapple smoothie, wine, Dr. Pepper, Nixels, juice, a lavanut smoo-
Shuff: (Confused) Wait, nixels?
Citrus: (Sinister) Nixels it is, then.
Shuff: Wait, me no meant-
Before he could finish, I slammed a cup in front of Shuff and poured the bottle out. For some reason, small nixels were coming out of it, and they were all chanting "Nix".
Shuff: (Worried) Oh no, why nixels in JUICE, AAA-
Third-person POV
Citrus: (Calm) And then the nixels filled the entire room and that was it.
One: ...Go apologize to Shuff right now.
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SALOT as Destiny!AU/Destiny!AU Incorrect Quotes (Including Mixels!)
HumorJust following the SALOT as random characters & Incorrect Quotes trend, don't mind me. Note: I do not own Mixels, Wayne's World, Numberblocks, or half of the jokes in this book in any way, shape, or form. Also, despite Mixels not being in the cover...
