Globert: I bet you can't guess my only flaw.
Nurp-Naut (Nurp): (Curious) Living in the dark?
Rokit: (Annoyed) Not getting sleep.
Burnard: Scaring us when we first met you? Hehe.
Nurp-Naut (Naut): (Annoyed) If all of us are wrong, then that means your only flaw is overperfection.
*record scratch*
Globert: (Angry) IMPOSSIBLE! THERE'S NO SUCH WORD!
Nurp-Naut (Naut): Too bad, overperfection is still a flaw. It means being so perfect that it's becoming a problem.
Globert: I AM NOT OVERPERFECT, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME FOR A BARBIE DOLL!
Meltus: (Confused) You like those too?
Globert: ...NO! *runs away crying*
Nurp-Naut (Nurp): (Angry) Naughty Naut, you hurt Globert's feelings!
Nurp-Naut (Naut): (Annoyed) Technically, Meltus made him cry so he hurt his feelings.
Rokit: Dude, just apologize.
Nurp-Naut (Naut): If he stops being such a drama king.
Meltus & Burnard: (Surprised) Wait, that'll never happen!
Nurp-Naut (Naut): Exactly.
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