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idk what to say so lets start!
also, i used a wheel to get the characters for this so it might be pretty random.
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baggy: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
hunter: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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blondie: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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the gentleman : I prevented a murder today.
ria: Really? How'd you do that?
the gentleman : self control.
ria: Dang, i wish i had that.
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blue: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
hunter: How am I supposed to know?
stoner: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
hunter: *sighs*
hunter: You wouldn't be trapped.
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sherrif, banging on the door: player ! Open up!
player : Well, it all started when I was a kid...
captain: No, they meant-
the gentleman: Let them finish.
(lol)
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ninja: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
noob: This knife is actually a magic wand.
veteran: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
not orange: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
player: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
mr cheese: I can help you with it!
mr egg: Yeah, sure.
captain: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
bro: lol nope.
player: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
gnome: *Read 5:55pm*
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mr cheese: Hewwo.
mr egg: Hihiiiiii!
captain: Greetings, Humans.
player: Three kinds of people.
bro: I want pudding.
mr cheese: Four kinds of people.
gnome: WHAT'S UP F*CKERS?
player: Five kinds of people.
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mr cheese: mr egg... How do I begin to explain mr egg?
captain: mr egg is flawless.
bro: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
player: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
gnome: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
mr egg: You're welcome?
(added that last part in the lol)
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noob: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f*ck
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mr cheese: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
mr egg: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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mr cheese: I was arrested for being too cool.
mr egg: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
( LMAO IM DYING)
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lol chaotic fun just like my class. no seriously, my class is wild. the last day before spring break i got hit in the face with a bouncyball and 4 boys were getting griddy around the room.
well,αντίο
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random among us logic things book
Fanfictionnot my art on the cover!\ i kinda suck at writing but ye. these are just some one shots NO SMUT/LEMONs OR WTF EVER requests open btw even though aul is kinda... dead. anyway bye! thank you all for 1k views btw(3/6/22)
