Professor Kim:
Were you actually watching porn?
You:
Huuuuh
Professor Kim:
Were you actually watching porn in the class?
You:
O h
Naurrr
It was a video my friend send of animal planet
Ik it sounds like moans and shit
But I swear it's just animals 🙂
Professor Kim:
I see.
You:
Ok
Professor Kim:
So, how many more days will it take for you to complete?
I have finished my research.
You:
Oh wow that's fast 😳
Uhhh I think I can finish within tom
Professor Kim:
Okay, then I will not be coming to the café today. Is that alright?
You:
Yea?
Idc dude
Professor Kim:
Okay.
Bye.
You:
Bye
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Changlix are adorable and annoying
You:
YALL EUNWOO IS THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER 😭😭😩😩😩
Aussie grandpa 👴:
Elaborate?
You:
So today I came to work late
And he was already there
Then he goes,,,, oh you're late WHILE SMILING LIKE A GOD
and I'm like,,, yea got caught up with sumn
And he's like,,,, it's okay I got you some coffee
AND IT WAS THE BEST COFFEE IVE EVER TRIEDDD
Aussie grandpa 👴:
..... didn't you used to say my coffee was the best
You:
Sorry chan but you lost 😔
Aussie grandpa 👴:
Dammit
You:
How is he even real?
Like look at him, he's perfect. People literally come to the cafe just to see him
Minmin 🐱:
Are you talking abt yourself?
Drama 🦙:
💀💀
Strong baby 💪:
Come to think of it none of us have seen him irl except chan, innie and jinnie
Drama 🦙:
I don't think my drug infused self properly registered his presence
So you can count me out
Strong baby 💪:
Oh ok
You:
What are you coming to?
Strong baby 💪:
What if we all go to the cafe?🥸
Child 👼:
Now?
Strong baby 💪:
Yea
Cuz we haven't really hung out together properly in a while
Only at school
Aussie boi ☀️:
I like the idea 😊☺☺
Aussie grandpa 👴:
I'm in
Drama 🦙:
Idk...
Child 👼:
I'll come
Drama 🦙:
I'm coming!
You:
Smh
Minmin 🐱 :
OK we're also coming
You:
Aight see you guys at my workplace 🤠🤠
YOU ARE READING
DOUCHE ALERT!
FanfictionNew year, new life... at least that's what Y/n hoped for. But then enters a transfer student, who acts like he has made it his life mission to make their life miserable. Stray Kids Text Fic Stray Kids Crack Fic
