Aru: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Aiden: You and me!
Aru, tearing up: Okay.
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Aru: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword
Aiden: I know, that's why I carry two swords
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Aru: I turned out perfectly fine!
Aiden: Aru, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Aru: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Aiden: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Aru: Thank you
Aiden: I didn't say that was a good thing
Aru: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Aru: If Mini and I were drowning, who would you save?
Brynne: You two can't swim?
Mini: It's a hypothetical question, Brynne! Who would you save?
Brynne: My time and effort.
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Aiden: We need a distraction.
Mini: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Aru, whispering: My time has come
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Aru: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Mini: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Aru: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Brynne: Edible
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Aru: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Mini:
Brynne:
Aiden:
Everyone else at Aru's surprise birthday party:
Mini: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Aru: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Mini: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Brynne: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Aiden: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Aru: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Aru: I think we're missing something.
Mini: Teamwork?
Brynne: Cohesion?
Aiden: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Sheela: A theif.
Nikita: Thief?
Sheela: Theif.
Sheela: I before E, except after C.
Sheela: Thceif.
Nikita: No.
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Nikita: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Sheela: Wednesay
Nikita: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Sheela: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Nikita: Go the fuck to sleep
Sheela: What gif I don't want to?
Nikita: ...
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Brynne: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Sheela: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Brynne: No! Four to five seconds!
Sheela, throwing her arms around Brynne: Too late!!!
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Sheela: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Aru: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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A Series of Aru Shah Oneshots
ФанфикMajor spoilers for all the books. There is an unfortunate lack of Aru Shah fanfiction on the Internet, so I decided to write my own. A lot of Aru x Aiden because I love them, as well as other ships, a lot of angst and fluff, incorrect quotes, and mo...
