A/N Found a bunch on Instagram that I thought fit them pretty well. Unfortunately I didn't find any good ones for Sheela :(
Aru: *refusing to get out of bed*
Aiden: Just get up! It's not that hard!
Aru: NO I'M HIBERNATING
Aiden: What? It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!
Aru: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE
Aiden: Just get out of bed!
Aru: NO
Aiden: Ugh...that's it. *picks her up bridal style*
Aru: !!! P-PUT ME DOWN!!
Aiden: *falls downstairs*
Aru: *catches him* I think you just
Aiden:
Aru: fell for me.
Aiden: Put me down.
Brynne: There's no "i" in team but there is one in pizza.
Aru: So you're not going to share.
Brynne: I'm not going to share.
Aiden: If I was a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Brynne: Bleach.
Aru: Sewage.
Mini: Are you guys okay?
Aru: I want to sleep for like 40 hours
Mini: Yeah, you know that's a coma, right?
Aru:
Aru: Gosh, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Mini: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like "look at this flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I'm losing."
Nikita: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Mini: Violence is never the answer.
Brynne: It's the solution!
Mini: No-
Brynne: I'm sorry, I talk a lot.
Hira: Yeah, you do, but it's nice.
Brynne:
Hira: I like hearing your thoughts.
Brynne: :)
Brynne/Nikita: *sarcastically* Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Aru: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything. Um...
Brynne/Nikita: No, no, go ahead. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and and makes sense and I'll stop being mean.
Brynne: What are you, five?
Aru: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.
Brynne: Don't you mean "on a scale of one to five"?
Aru: I have self-esteem issues.
Brynne: Hey, are you guys free at like, 7 on Friday?
Aru: Yeah.
Brynne: How about you, Aiden?
Aiden: Yeah, I'm free.
Brynne: Great! I'm not, so you two go without me. Have fun on your date!
Mini: If or when I die--
Aru: Bold of you to assume I'm letting you die.
Rudy: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Mini: That's called arrhythmia.
Rudy: I get that feeling when I look at y--
Mini: That's serious, you can die from it.
Aiden: Rate your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10.
Aru: Pi.
Aiden: Pi?
Aru: Yeah, low-level but never ending.
Aru: I have an idea.
Aiden: A good one?
Aru: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Hira: Quick, take my hand!
Brynne: *grabbing her hand* What happened?
Hira: Nothing, I just want to hold hands.
Brynne/Nikita: Hello there. Listen...who are you again? I apologize for my poor memory.
Brynne/Nikita: It's just so hard to remember things I don't care about.
Brynne/Nikita: I would literally rather be punched in the face than tell the class a fun fact about myself.
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A Series of Aru Shah Oneshots
FanfictionMajor spoilers for all the books. There is an unfortunate lack of Aru Shah fanfiction on the Internet, so I decided to write my own. A lot of Aru x Aiden because I love them, as well as other ships, a lot of angst and fluff, incorrect quotes, and mo...
