(Telltale Universe, Bat Cave)
(Telltale Selina slapped Bruce)
Telltale Selina: "You kissed another woman?!"
Telltale Bruce: "Yeah...another Catwoman. I'm...well..sorry doesn't even begin to cover it. It was..stupid. It won't happen again."
Selina: "You bet your ass it won't. Fortunately for you, I already know that Catwoman so I know she's cool. It's you I'm having doubts about."
Bruce: "What can I do to make it up to you?"
Selina: "...despite everything we just talked about...I think I know what needs to be done. What you really need is closure."
(Bruce didn't like where this was going)
Selina: "...we're going to visit Alfred."
Bruce: "..no. No absolutely not. He made his decision and I'm going to respect that."
Selina: "You need him, Bruce. You can't keep going on like this. Who knows who you'll kiss next."
(Bruce sighed deeply)
Bruce: "..I'm not getting out of this one am I?"
Selina: "Not so much, no. Not with a smoke pellet or a grapple gun."
Bruce: "...alright well..I guess it's a good thing I know where he is then."
Selina: "You do? How?"
(Bruce blankly stared)
Selina: "Oh right. Forgot who I was talking to for a sec. Shall we?"
(They hop into his car and drive out of the Bat Cave)
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Batman: Only Joking (Part 4)
FanfictionFollowing the events of Begin Again, the three Batmen tie up loose ends in their individual world's before reuniting in order to face their greatest challenge yet: The Joker in control of Arkham Batman's body.
