Batman: Only Joking (Part 4)

The Penguin

(Arkhamverse, Iceberg Lounge)

Penguin: "Ah! It's all here! Lovely, lovely mon.."

(Looks at the floor grate behind him and sees a pair of long ears sticking up)

Penguin: "Oh no..not aga.."

(Batman popped out and slammed Penguin into the floor)

Batman: "Zatanna's book.Tell me where it is!"

Penguin: "Oh..this ain't happenin.."

Batman: "I'll break every.."

Penguin: "Yeh, yeh, yeh I know, I know. I swear I bought it fair and square! But that little magic fairy wanted it back so bad so I made her a business arrangement."

Batman: "I already know all this."

Penguin: "Bu..oh. You want it back. Yeah? You can 'ave it. It's right through that door."

Joker: "I wouldn't trust this one, Batsy. He's got a real long nose! ...then again so do we.."

Batman: "This better not be some kind of trap."

Penguin: "It's not! I swear it. On me mama's bum."

Joker: "Ugh. There's an image even I can't stomach."

(Batman scanned the door with detective mode and saw a dozen henchmen carrying guns)

Batman: "You should treat your mother with more respect, Cobblepot."

Penguin: "How dare you question my.."

(Batman sprayed explosive gel on the floor, wall and doorknob before hopping back into the floor grate)

Penguin: "What do you think you're.."

Thug: "So uh..should we go in?"

Thug 2: "I didn't get the signal yet."

Thug: "What signal? When he mentioned his mom?

Penguin: "Oh..you stupid moro.."

Thug 2: "Whateva. I'm opening it!"

Penguin: "No no! Wait wa.."

(The thugs burst into the room and were blasted all over the room by the explosive gel)

Joker: "Now that's what I call fireworks!"

(Batman leapt out and took down the remaining thugs with swift precision)

(Penguin made a run for it before he was tripped by the Bat Claw)

Penguin: "Ah..sod off."

Batman: "The spell book, Cobblepot."

Penguin: "..In the top drawer over there."

Joker: "Oh why not just say that from the get go, kiddo? Could've saved us some time."