(TDK Universe, Wayne Manor)
Bruce: "All those years I wanted to kill him.."
(Rachel slap)
Bruce: "...all those.."
(Rachel slap again)
(Rachel shakes her head)
Rachel: "Your father would be ashamed of you."
Bruce: ".......now I ca.."
(Rachel slap)
Alfred: "That'll be quite enough of that, Miss Rachel."
(Brings breakfast into the master bedroom)
Bruce: "Just a little reminiscing, Alfred. What's that?"
Alfred: "Prepared a little breakfast."
Rachel: "Thank you, Alfred. You got any condensed milk left?"
(Gives Bruce a playful smile)
Alfred: "...quite. It's well hidden behind my furnet branca."
Bruce: "You're welcome to sit with us, Alfred. You don't have to do so much work."
Alfred: "Much appreciated, Master Bruce but I prefer not to uh..lie down on the job as it were. Not to mention the fact that I highly doubt that bed is uh..sanitary."
(Rachel giggled and covered her mouth)
Bruce: "It's not where we were underneath...but what we'd do...that de.."
Alfred: "I beg your pardon, sir but I'd much prefer not to hear the end of that se.."
Rachel: "That defines us!"
(Laughs and flops backward on the bed)
Alfred: "In the uh..meantime sir, might I suggest you try to avoid damaging...that head...board."
Bruce: "Someone like you."
Alfred: "..wha..?"
Bruce: "Someone who'll rattle the cages."
(Rachel laughed and rolled around, giggling into a pillow)
Alfred: "...I'll go tune the piano."
Bruce: "Yeah but Alfred.."
Alfred: "And remember..unlock the door, put the tray on the table..lock the door again. Nothin more."
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Batman: Only Joking (Part 4)
FanfictionFollowing the events of Begin Again, the three Batmen tie up loose ends in their individual world's before reuniting in order to face their greatest challenge yet: The Joker in control of Arkham Batman's body.
