Prolouge

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??? POV

??? : (Summoning Complete)

Ike : W-WHERE THE HELL IS THIS?!

Ike broke the silence

Sudo : THE HECK!? I WAS SLEEPING WHO SHOUTED?!

Ryuen : Shut up you dog you bark too much

Sudo : What did you say?! And why are you here?!

Horikita : Stop it Sudo-kun

Sudo : B-but... and where the heck is this?

Ike : I was fapping DAMN IT! I SAID THAT ALOUD!

Girls : PERVERT GROSS DISGUSTING

Ayanokoji : (Where is this?)

Hiratards : Hirata-kun where are we?

Hirata : Don't worry the teachers will do something about this

Hiratards : If Hirata-kun say so

??? : Hi!

Ike : W-who are you?!

Horikita : Are you the one who kidnapped us?

??? : You could say that...

Everyone : WHAT?!

??? : I am god

Ike : How can we believe you? PROVE IT!

God : Okay, i'm gonna summon a well known person (not) *snap*

A wild Yamadead Appeared

Yamauchi : Where the hell am i?!

Class A : Who is that?

Class B : Do you know who is it?

Class C : Who the hell is that?

Class D : Who?

Ike and Sudo : HARUKI!

Yamauchi : Ike and Sudo? Is that you guys?!

Ike and Sudo hugged Yamauchi

Class A : The defects know that guy

Class B : Who again?

Class C : The heck is that Gross

Class D : Do you know that guy Ike Sudo?

Ike : That's our former classmate!

Sudo : YEAH!

Random D : You remember?

Random D : Can't remember that guy

Random D : That guy is definitely not in our class

Yamauchi *crying* : WAAAAAAAAAAA! You guys are horrible

Kouenji : That is the ugly existence

Random D : Ah i remember

Random D : Me too

Random : That cry...

God : Okay is that enough? *snap*

Yamadead Disappeared

Ike and Sudo : HARUKI!

God : You want more proof?

Ike : Yes that is not enough! (Make me a harem with big boobs!)

Sudo : Yeah! (Make Suzune my girlfriend!)

God *grin* : Okay

God snapped his finger *snap*

Ike : Somehow i got a bad feeling... W-what my body is moving on its own!?

Sudo : Me too?! What are you doing God?!

God : Who knows

Ike and Sudo closed to each other...

And kissed

Fujoshi : KYAAAAAAAA!

Ike : Damn you!

Sudo : I was saving this for Suzune you bastard!

Horikita : Why are you saving that for me?

Everyone : (Dense)

Sudo : I-its...

Hirata : Ummm... God why did you summoned us here?

Hiratards : Yeah Yeah

God : You can just call me Shin

Shin : I summoned you because i'm bored

Everyone : What...?

Horikita : If that's the reason can you send me back?

Shin : No

Horikita : What?

Shin : I'm gonna have you guys guess on who said it

Horikita : Why should we do it?

Shin : Well, on a class with most points i'm gonna pick a student on it and grant his/her wish

Ryuen : Kukukuku interesting

Sakayanagi : Fufufufu i agree to that

Kei *blushing* : (Wish?! with Kiyotaka)

Matsushita : Why are you blushing Kei-chan

Sato *blushing* : (I'm gonna wish to make Ayanokoji-kun my boyfriend)

Shinohara : Why are you blushing too Maya-chan?

Kei and Sato : I-it's nothing...

Hiyori : (I'm gonna be forever with my book buddy or... no no no he's just my friend)

Ichinose *blushing* : (Ayanokoji-kun)

Amikura : Why are you red Honami-chan?

Said in teasing tone

Ichinose : I-it's nothing...

Amikura : Hmmm maybe are you...

Ichinose : IT'S NOTHING!

Kiyotaka : (I got a bad feeling)

Shin : (Damn Right)

Kiyotaka : (What? Did i just hear a voice or imagine it?)

Shin : (You definitely heard me)

Kiyotaka : (What you can read minds)

Shin : (Well, i am a god)

Kiyotaka : (...)

Shin : Okay! This is the first quote!

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