𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

twenty

BALLS

pandas <3
hello birthday girl

it works everytime
all i say is balls and youre summoned
so proud of you king

pandas <3
whats ur address

no
stalker L
you know how i said if i die i die
i take it back
if i die i DIE
do u realise how threatening that sounds
i will not be giving my address to people on the internet
cyber safety ladies !!!

pandas <3
give me ur address

no
i do not wish to be doxxed ‼️
doxxing doesn't fit in w the vibe today

pandas <3
does doxxing ever fit the vibe

MAYBE
i was thinking about it the other day
and
maybe doxxing would be nice every once and a while
you know like
when ur in a lil risky mood and ur like what if my social security number got leaked rn
doesnt that sound so fun like

pandas <3
not at all
that sounds terrifying
literally anyone could show up at ur door
or identify theft???
terrifying

BUT FUN
IMAGINE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU COULD MAKE
LIKE
SOMEONE SHOWS UP
BOOM NEW FRIENDS

pandas <3
WHAT IF ITS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER

OK?
who are we to judge yk

pandas <3
A SERIAL KILLER?
I THINK ITS PRETTY FAIR PLAY TO JUDGE A SERIAL KILLER

but what if its for a good reason

pandas <3
in what situation would a serial killer have a good reason for their actions

uh
like
getting rid of eshays

pandas <3
what is an eshay

oi cuz ill roll ya dog gimme ya tns

pandas <3
what the fuck was that

that is australian culture
every male between the age of 11-25 is like that
sometimes u have the even younger and the older too
it's terrifying

pandas <3
im scared and i havent even experienced it

exactly
the downfall to society
see if serial killers started killing eshays id turn a blind eye

pandas <3
i think i agree with you

SEE
im always right

pandas <3
i have a plan

for?

pandas <3
giving you ur bday present

BRO i told u not to get me anything

pandas <3
L bozo
what if u gave clay ur address and he dropped it off so we dont accidentally meet yk
as long as u two dont secretly hang out without me

L bozo
that can work
i dont even wanna see clay he sucks
id much rather hang out w u
babygirl ;)

pandas <3
i take it back
you dont get a present
u suck

why dont you love u
im literally in love w u

pandas <3
text clay ur address

ugh fine

private messages [ clay ! ] and [ bug ! ]

ello there lad

clay !
hi bug

nick told me to text u my address so u can drop off his present for me but you already know my address but u should leave the building and go on a lil drive around so nick doesn't realise we're neighbours

clay !
so true bestie

OMG WERE BESTIES
knock on the wall rn this is the seal of our love
CLAY dont ignore my knock
KNOCK BACK
PLEASE

clay !
ugh you actually suck

YAY THANK U